Text to: @ineverpugilizedanything
[Text]: Hey, Jimbo. Guess who?
[Text]: Wanna break into an abandoned building with me?
[Text]: You know, I’d ask literally anyone else but apparently they’re all busy or “have morals” or whatever.
[Text]: So whadda ya say, buddy? For old times sake?
[Text]: I promise I wont push you off a roof again, scouts honor.
[ text ]: dont play chicken with me
[ text ]: im not a pussy for not wanting to go somewhere with you
[ text ]: i have more important things to do than to break into some shitty building with you and do god knows what
[ text ]: like breaking into shitty buildings with my friends and doing weird shit
[ text ]: i hate you, man
[Text]: Don’t act like you have plans, Jimmy boy.
[Text]: We all know you’re just going to sit around your dorm doing fuck-all while your friends are all off fucking your boyfriend without you.
[Text]: You’re so damn boring now.
[ text ]: im in town actually, and i was planning to stay out
[ text ]: but im glad you ‘know me so well’
[ text ]: if i go with you will you just shut the fuck up? youre ruining my good mood
[ text ]: if anyones boring its you, doing the same old kinda shit you always did
[Text]: Don't call me boring, Hopkins.
[Text]: I have my tastes and I've stuck with them, I'm consistent, not boring.
[Text]: Sure, come with me and I'll shut the fuck up, scouts honor.
















