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@mechs-incorrect-quotes
I don't know how Ooc this is becuase I'm not super familer with their charecters yet but I am super obsessed so here:
Raphaella: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Brian and Marius's convo? Nastya: Me. I'm in the laundry basket. Toy Soldier: I'm in the washing machine. Jonny: I'm in the closet. Nastya: We accept you Jonny. <3 Jonny: No I'm literally in the closet. Nastya: Love is love. <3
do you reckon the washing machine was turned on
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Nastya: You know those things will kill you, right?
Jonny, drinking whiskey: Yeah
Ashes, smoking their 5th cigarette: That's the point, we're trying to speed it up
Drumbot Brian, eating raw cookie dough: mhm
mmmmmmmmmmmMmmMM cookie dough.....
The Toy Soldier: Ivy Is Refusing To Come Out Of The Archive Again.
Marius: Just tell her I said something.
The Toy Soldier: Like What?
Marius: Anything factually incorrect.
Ivy, bursting out of the archive a moment later: Did you just say that stars are fucking PLANETS?
ID BE ANGRY TOO
Anyone: "You're crazy."
Mech: "Sure I am, what's your point?"
crazy bonkers fr !!!!!
(texts sent to Scuzz’s spphone)
Carmilla: I hope you’re not hurt.
Nastya: Stop falling out of the vents.
Jonny: how did the ground taste?
mmm dirty shoe ground
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Nastya: Everything that comes out of your mouth is stupid.
Jonny: Nastya.
this seems like something my brother would do and thus my brother is jonny d'ville trust
Brian, handing out slips of paper: I’ve left you all complementary pieces of advice for while I’m gone.
Raphaella: Mine just says “Raph, no”?
Brian: I want you to apply that to every possible situation.
Brian needs to consider that maybe Raph is just too silly
raphaella, reading something: "dicks out for hydrochloric acid"
ivy: do NOT put your dick in hydrochloric acid
raphaella: fuck you I do what I want
marius: don't do it, I know from experience
*the two of them stare at him, incredibly puzzled*
(based on a conversation I had with the raphaella in my head and my friend)
shits painful, 1/10 do not reccommend
Here ya go
Brian: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?
Jonny : Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Brian:
Jonny : I don’t know how you keep forgetting this.
read this in the exact voice of the original who up
This is less of an incorrect quote and more of a mental image but it feels like 8t fits
Jonny tends to tackle people and there's a few ways jt can go
The funniest is when he tackles smaller people like Marius and they both go rolling down the hall like a cartoon
And
When he tries to tackle brain and forgets he's metal and there's a loud gong sound
nobody asks when Jonny later has a concussion
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Marius: i figured that if one of us would die and he others would need to throw them away- the orfanic parts would be medical waste and the rest must be like junk/metal you know?
Jonny: you thought about that?
Marius: i am german, waste seperation is important!
Nastya: well, jonny belongs in the common trash, head to toe
Jonny: ey!
absolutely verbally violated jonny
The Toy Soldier: What kind of tea is that?
Ashes: Oh, this isn’t tea. I just boiled some spgatorade.
The Toy Soldier:
WHY IS THERE SO MANY TEA ONES also spgatorade has me wheezing
Bit of a long one here! Based on a tumblr post
Jonny: So which one of y’all was gonna tell me tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?
Nastya: … You were putting it in cold water?
Brian: Jonny. Answer the question, Jonny.
Jonny: Yeah? I always thought that people just put it in hot water to speed up the teaification process. Didn’t realize there was an actual reason. You think I have the patience to boil water?
Brian: You don’t have the patience to microwave water for three minutes?!
Nastya: Why are you… putting it in the microwave… to boil it?!
Brian: You think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?
Nastya: It takes less than a minute!
Brian: IS YOUR STOVETOP POWERED BY A FUCKING SUN??
Nastya: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON THE STOVE?!
Brian: Like seven minutes!
Nastya: Just put the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in two minutes or so.
Brian: You’re putting the whole mug on the stove? On medium heat??? The stove is enchanted.
Ashes: Wow. You’re all fucking lunatics.
The Toy Soldier: DO NONE OF YOU USE THE FUCKING KETTLE?
Very, very few things get TS genuinely angry. Tea crimes are one of those things.
I AGREE WITH THE TOY SOLDIER
WHAT DO YOU MEAN PEOPLE USE THE STOVE/MICROWAVE
Jonny: *helps Doctor Carmilla carrying stuff and breaks a box labelled "dreams"* Woops... Sorry mom.
Carmilla: Oh don't worry about it, Jonny! My dreams were shattered years ago.
Jonny: How many years ago?
Carmilla: How old are you?
-Fairly Oddparents
i used to watch fairly oddparents religiously my mind faintly recognised this
(Hi!)
Nastya: Hey, dumbass, come over here.
Jonny: Fuck o-
Marius, scurrying cheerfully past: Coming!
Jonny:
Jonny: I thought I was dumbass. :(
he will have his revenge against the replacement dumbass, just you wait
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Ivy: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?
Nastya: Hm. Jonny, how tall are you?
4 feet
Have another
Ivy: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Marius: What if it bites me and it dies?
Tim: That means you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Marius, learn to read.
Toy Soldier: What if it bites itself and I die?
Nastya: It's voodoo.
Brian: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Raphaella: That's correlation, not causation.
Jonny: What if we bite each other and neither of us die
Ashes: That's kinky
Jonny: Oh my god
now, was that a positive or negative ''oh my god'', Jonny [eyebrow raise]