Mearrarievvár

This is more unsettling. I know it's there. I know it should be there. I know this pristine landscape is hiding its horrors like teeth.

“what’s stopping you from-“ listen i am so so sleepy

and like. broke

i'm here to let you know your sentence long post did not account for every single human experience. please delete it immediately and apologize with tears

this has been in my queue for an entire year

Happy Winter Solstice to all the heathens! And everyone else! But especially the heathens!

And a debauched Saturnalia to all of you 😳🥹

“deserve” shit is so obnoxious with shipping as well. the only one who deserves anything is me. i deserve the characters i want to see fucking fucking

“this character doesnt deserve this character” “this character deserves better than this character” and nobody is grappling with the important and relevant questions here like what does this beautiful tumblr user’s pussy and mind clearly deserve

northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me

southern hemisphere babes, they're stealing our fucking daylight!

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

Signed! (Belgium here)

Fic that appears to be an AU where the characters have a little low stakes meet cute and are having a sweet little romance, only for it to be revealed that no, this is in-universe and they both have amnesia and all the other characters are trying to find them and are losing their fucking shit

Tip: you can microwave stale croissant for 15-20 seconds and it will become soft and warm and nice. Cut it open, put butter in it. Peace and love

Tip: you can refrigerate stale croissant for 3-6 hours and it will become mushy and cold and unpleasant. It won't cut well, so just put a big clump of cold, hard butter on it. Strife and hatred.

Tip: you can do nothing to a stale croissant for any arbitrary length of time and it will remain as is. Do not cut it, or add butter. Stasis and stagnation.

Tip: actually, if you do nothing to a stale croissant, it will grow a fluffy bread mold with many potential colors (white, green, etc), which, if left long enough, will consume the entire croissant for you. I would not advise cutting it. Adding butter may get you a second type of mold. Decay and rot.

yuri and yaoi are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world

As an aroace person I actually never had that feeling of being broken. I thought everyone was the same way and some people were just dramatic 😭

Should have worried more about his mental condition.