No Place in the World

[Text] That's it. I'm done. Im gonna burn down Starbucks. All of them. 🔥☠️🔥

"Here. One's for you."

"Here. One's for you."

"Thanks. What a day that was, huh?"

Clint: That’s called murder and I heard somewhere that’s illegal.

"The bigger one?" Her eye leaves that hole, and a moment later appears in the other one he mentioned. "This one? It's right in the middle of the upstairs men's room. This one's your problem."

"You mean this hole?"

Lukas doesn't know how to tell everyone that Shield has given him a mission. Not just Shield, the CIA and the FBI. He has no say, telling the government no when it is all of those agencies before the international ones talked to him. A prince is in danger, and Lukas is a carbon copy of him. He has to dye his hair again and that isnt a major issue. So without any say, Lukas is getting trained to become a prince- and leaving his family behind. "I'm sorry I can't tell you where I am going. I don't know when I will be back. I'm sorry."

"Her Majesty is... a product of her time," she said. "She understands the need to look good for the public, though, so as long as nobody brings it up, everything ought to go smoothly."

Lukas doesn't know how to tell everyone that Shield has given him a mission. Not just Shield, the CIA and the FBI. He has no say, telling the government no when it is all of those agencies before the international ones talked to him. A prince is in danger, and Lukas is a carbon copy of him. He has to dye his hair again and that isnt a major issue. So without any say, Lukas is getting trained to become a prince- and leaving his family behind. "I'm sorry I can't tell you where I am going. I don't know when I will be back. I'm sorry."

"You're very observant," Natasha said with a wink. She could tell where Alex' interests lay, even if she doubted Lukas could. "I'll tell him not to put so much product in it."

Lukas doesn't know how to tell everyone that Shield has given him a mission. Not just Shield, the CIA and the FBI. He has no say, telling the government no when it is all of those agencies before the international ones talked to him. A prince is in danger, and Lukas is a carbon copy of him. He has to dye his hair again and that isnt a major issue. So without any say, Lukas is getting trained to become a prince- and leaving his family behind. "I'm sorry I can't tell you where I am going. I don't know when I will be back. I'm sorry."

If this relative stranger could tell something was up, then that needed attention... or perhaps did Prince Henry and the First Son know each other better than either let on? "His Highness is as embarrassed by the incident as you are," said Natasha. "And between you and me, I'm afraid he's gotten quite a talking-to about it from Her Majesty the Queen."

Lukas doesn't know how to tell everyone that Shield has given him a mission. Not just Shield, the CIA and the FBI. He has no say, telling the government no when it is all of those agencies before the international ones talked to him. A prince is in danger, and Lukas is a carbon copy of him. He has to dye his hair again and that isnt a major issue. So without any say, Lukas is getting trained to become a prince- and leaving his family behind. "I'm sorry I can't tell you where I am going. I don't know when I will be back. I'm sorry."

Natasha smiled at the young American and offered him her hand. "Nice to meet you, Mr. Claremont-Diaz. I'm Nadine Rose-Allen, His Highness' PR manager. I'm sorry we're having to go to all this trouble, but I'm sure you know how much the tabloids love a scandal, even a tiny one like a ruined cake."

(Picture is not mine.)

Lukas doesn't know how to tell everyone that Shield has given him a mission. Not just Shield, the CIA and the FBI. He has no say, telling the government no when it is all of those agencies before the international ones talked to him. A prince is in danger, and Lukas is a carbon copy of him. He has to dye his hair again and that isnt a major issue. So without any say, Lukas is getting trained to become a prince- and leaving his family behind. "I'm sorry I can't tell you where I am going. I don't know when I will be back. I'm sorry."

Natasha tried not to chuckle at the pictures, because Lukas did look like a Disney Prince. She approved the shots she thought looked most like the prince, and then watched the two young men interact. Alexander's body language was interesting... or rather, interested. Natasha knew the signs. She wondered if Lukas were picking up on them.

Lukas doesn't know how to tell everyone that Shield has given him a mission. Not just Shield, the CIA and the FBI. He has no say, telling the government no when it is all of those agencies before the international ones talked to him. A prince is in danger, and Lukas is a carbon copy of him. He has to dye his hair again and that isnt a major issue. So without any say, Lukas is getting trained to become a prince- and leaving his family behind. "I'm sorry I can't tell you where I am going. I don't know when I will be back. I'm sorry."

When he arrived on the field, she was at the fence, shooing at a freelance photographer who was hoping to get a shot or two.

Lukas doesn't know how to tell everyone that Shield has given him a mission. Not just Shield, the CIA and the FBI. He has no say, telling the government no when it is all of those agencies before the international ones talked to him. A prince is in danger, and Lukas is a carbon copy of him. He has to dye his hair again and that isnt a major issue. So without any say, Lukas is getting trained to become a prince- and leaving his family behind. "I'm sorry I can't tell you where I am going. I don't know when I will be back. I'm sorry."

Natasha shook her head. "Absolutely nuts that people care so much about what two teenage boys think of each other." Fame was a curse - it had been her least favourite part of being an Avenger. "Well, at least that won't be too hard. Shake his hand and smile for the cameras, and you're done. Then we can have you fall off a horse or something so you don't need to do the hospital thing."

Lukas doesn't know how to tell everyone that Shield has given him a mission. Not just Shield, the CIA and the FBI. He has no say, telling the government no when it is all of those agencies before the international ones talked to him. A prince is in danger, and Lukas is a carbon copy of him. He has to dye his hair again and that isnt a major issue. So without any say, Lukas is getting trained to become a prince- and leaving his family behind. "I'm sorry I can't tell you where I am going. I don't know when I will be back. I'm sorry."

"First undercover mission is a hard one," said Nat. "Especially when you're doubling somebody specific. I think you'll do fine." She patted his back, and then reluctantly broke the embrace. "Now, before we're caught in here, let's get back to business. You've got a diplomatic visitor to receive and a kidnapping plot to foil." She smiled, proud of him.