Der Sinn des Lebens bist du selbst.

i love when a guy lets me know he jerks off to me. like yes tell me how hard i get you

call me greedy but i need to watch

Sometimes I wonder how different my life would have been if I had loved myself with the same devotion I gave to people who were always halfway out the door.

“You can tell a lot about a person by how they behave once they stop getting what they want.”

showering & getting in bed is literally one of the best combos ever.

alex??? this is truly frightening ??

i never really thought about it much until today but you’re right this is honestly a messed up thing for me to be accustomed to

Official ominous truck

Official ominous truck

@lesserknowncryptids if this doesn’t qualify I don’t know what does

it pains me to say it but the more people talk shit about the women who wear those shorts/leggings with the weird butt seam that looks like it gives you a terminal wedgie, the more compelled I feel to take the women’s side

ohhhhhh my godddddddd you saw someone wearing really tight revealing pants in public? should we throw a party? should we invite goody proctor

and while we’re at it, I’m done worrying about cameltoe. I don’t have time to be pulling and tugging at my clothes all day. if you can see the outline of my pussy you should say thank you and go about your business