gang gang

THE GRINCH WAS REALLY OUT HERE WITH HIS GRUSSY OUT

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

people don’t spray paint “bad wolf” in cryptic areas like they used to

Lol

my love language is a violent immortal with no soul falling so in love with me that he completely changes himself for the better and worships the ground i walk on

another BBC Merlin thing we were robbed of: Arthur becoming used to Merlin's batshit power levels and then holding every other sorcerer he meets to those insanely high standards. what do you mean you can't stop time with your mind or summon lightning to the palm of your hand or blast away entire armies? Merlin can! the assassination attempts don't actually stop once the magic ban is repealed because Arthur continues to piss off a different warlock each week just by being himself

due to many foreseen circumstances i will go insane

Getting into a fist fight with the wedding DJ cause he won't take my request to play "whatever's scariest"

what do you call someone who smokes two marijuanas

double jointed

what do you call someone who smokes three marijuanas