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-Being intentionally mislead

-Naively thinking something won’t be that bad

-Ignoring facts so they don’t have to change their opinions

-Assuming something will always be the same

-Putting too much trust in something or someone

-Assuming everybody else holds a certain belief

-Assuming everybody else acts a certain way

“I kinda wish something could happen, between us, romantic styles.”

“You can’t handle the me!”

“Forget your ex, have meaningless sex. It rhymes because it’s true.”

“The English language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I’m incorporating Emoji into my speech to better express myself. Winky-face.”

“Yay, enemies for life!”

“It’s the most fun day of the year, something you wouldn’t understand because you’re not programmed to feel joy.”

“Almost makes me wanna take things seriously all the time, but then I’m like, ‘boobs, farts, boobs, whatever.’”

“He is a sea-witch in disguise, do not sing into his shell!”

“I cannot believe that I’m considering a non-violent option.”

“I’m gonna punch him so hard in the mouth that he bites his own heart.”

“Blink twice if you’d like me to mercy kill you.”

“I feel like I’m the Paris of people.”

“My mother cried when I was born because she knew that she’d never be better than me.”

“I am flummoxed! That’s a word I learned for this party, and I am it!”

“No staring at your phone, no rolling in two hours late, no sweatpants, no jeans, no shorts.”

“I’m fine at parties. I just stand in the middle of the room and don’t say anything.”

“The greatest thing that could ever happen has just happened.”

“Chop-chop. There’s plenty of embarrassing to do and only a few hours to do it in.”

“What’s the safest way to set a car on fire?”

“Space is scary! You saw what it did to Sandy Bullock!”

“Fear is a powerful aphrodisiac.”

“Ugh, she never smiles. Is her mouth broken!?”

“Hey, you like spaghetti? And weed?”

“I mean, why would a death threat be a big deal? Oh, that’s right, ‘cause it threatens death!”

“That’s right! Just kicked Santa in the testicles.”

“Guaranteed train-wreck. Thanks for the invite.”

“Can we please eat?! My body is starting to digest itself.”

“Yeah, but that was before I knew I could get up on this high horse. Love the view up here. Clip clop!”

“Turn your greatest weakness into your greatest strength. Like Paris Hilton re: her sex tape.”

“Don’t give candy to a baby! They can’t brush their teeth!”

“The inside of your cheeks are very sensitive. It’s like the inside of your thighs, but with tongue.”

“But seriously, what’s your favourite Jay-Z song?”

“Shhhhh…turn off your mouth siren…”

I’m gonna give you a nickname. How about Whiney Face?

I’m 100% not interested.

I don’t want to appear selfish, but stop what you’re doing and focus on me.

I do not owe you an explanation for that!

I feel like I ought to say no.

I’d like to be able to communicate with animals.

Gosh, there seems to be a lot of high-volume, overenthusiastic opinion-sharing going on today. I think I’ll join in.

You seem unhappy. I like that.

How depressing is it being you?

Who is this God everyone fears?

I’m not drunk.

You all look ridiculous.

I swear on my unborn fish-boy’s life, you will pay.

Don’t compare yourself to him. He’s better.

Look pal, if I wanted to sit and listen to someone yammer on about their lives, I’d be at my A.A. meeting right now.

Hey, you want to go clubbing tonight? And I don’t mean dancing.

I don’t believe in the moon. I think it’s just the back of the sun.

I’m a winner.

Don’t have kids.

Hey, come over here. I want to do stuff to you.

How’s therapy going?

You need to cry, let’s brainstorm. I could hit you over the head with the wrench, or I could stab you in the gut with the knife.

This is easy. It’s like drowning someone.

I once found a head in the storage room. Funny story, actually…

Good morning, loyal subjects!

Okay, let’s go look at dead people.

I’m kind of a favorite around here.

Taxidermy used to be kind a… hobby of mine. You know, ‘til the state took my license away.

I’m gonna give you a four-story atomic wedgie.

Well, “what doesn’t kill ya…”

Hey. Help me move this weekend.

Dammit, man, you cannot afford this.

Any other questions? Smart guy?

I heard from a reliable source that you want to live in dumpster. I can arrange that. Yep, I know just the right neighborhood.

I bet you don’t know how to play Jiggly Ball.

Okay, that doesn’t make any sense. And you are not funny.

I’m not prepared to operate on anyone!

I borrowed it from my brother. He’s a stripper.

Who’s ready for a pie break?

Once you got somebody’s driver’s license and a urine sample, you get just about anything.

Well, that’s not paint, that’s…pudding.

It’s no good to hide it from me, ‘cause I got keys to everything.

Let me put down my bag of rats and explain something to you…

I’m not happy with my uniform.

I like to pick one person and torment them relentlessly for no reason.

Heh, Photoshop, you can do anything.

I kissed a dude once. It was at furnace camp.

Listen, crash in my garage. I guarantee you there will not be another person in there.

Well, I hope you realize this means war.

Mopping time! Mopping time! It’s mopping time!

Hey, I’m wondering, what’s the story with steel wool? I mean, is it steel or is it wool? Make up your mind, steel wool. Are there iron sheep hopping around in Scotland?

I read their files. I read everybody’s files.

I would like to perform open-heart surgery.

I’ll be there. Just let me wash this, uh, glue off my hands.

… over to mckaytriarchy. Because I made this blog in 2014 and it’s fucking enormous by now. I’ll follow people who express a wish to interact over on the new blog. If you don’t, no sweat! Tumblr’s a place for fun, after all.

THE PROLOGUE

❝ civil blood makes civil hands unclean. ❞

❝ i am a child of a money hungry, prideful country. ❞

❝ hands so bloody, tastes like honey. ❞

❝ i’m finding it hard to leave ❞

100 LETTERS

❝ i find myself alone at night unless i’m having sex. ❞

❝ i don’t let him touch me anymore. ❞

❝ i’m not something to butter up and taste when you get bored. ❞

❝ i have spent too many nights on dirty bathroom floors. ❞

❝ please don’t go away ❞

❝ it’s too late. ❞

❝ i can’t stop thinking that i almost gave you everything. ❞

❝ i can’t stop wishing that i never gave you anything. ❞

EYES CLOSED

❝ i know where to lay. ❞

❝ i know what to say. ❞

❝ it’s all the same. ❞

❝ i know how to play. ❞

❝ if i keep my eyes closed he looks just like you. ❞

❝ he’ll never stay, they never do. ❞

❝ if i keep my eyes closed he feels just like you. ❞

❝ you’ve been replaced. ❞

❝ i’m face to face with someone new. ❞

❝ tell me where i went wrong. ❞

❝ tell me how to move on. ❞

❝ he don’t realize that i’m thinking about you. ❞

HEAVEN IN HIDING

❝ no time for wishful thinking. ❞

❝ i can put up one good fight. ❞

❝ i can put on a show. ❞

❝ don’t you see what you’re finding? ❞

❝ this is heaven in hiding. ❞

❝ i don’t have no time for conversation. ❞

ALONE

❝ i’m still alone in my mind. ❞

❝ i know you’re dying to meet me. ❞

❝ baby, as soon as you meet me, you’ll wish that you never did. ❞

NOW OR NEVER

❝ i don’t wanna fight right now. ❞

❝ we’re running out of time. ❞

❝ i’m calling it a night. ❞

❝ trying to talk to a wall, but you could never tear it down for me. ❞

❝ i want you to love me now or never. ❞

SORRY

❝ i’ve missed your calls for months it seems. ❞

❝ i still know your birthday. ❞

❝ sorry that i can’t believe that anybody ever really starts to fall in love with me. ❞

❝ sorry i could be so blind, didn’t mean to leave you and all of the things that we had behind. ❞

❝ i run away when things are good. ❞

❝ it seems i broke your heart. ❞

❝ someone will love you, but someone isn’t me. ❞

GOOD MOURNING

❝ there’s a place where love conquers all. ❞

❝ don’t trust the moon, she’s always changing. ❞

❝ she begs to be loved. ❞

LIE

❝ breakfast is cold. ❞

❝ i’m watching you choke down the words that you said. ❞

❝ i get the message you wish i was dead. ❞

❝ if you don’t love me no more, then lie. ❞

WALLS COULD TALK

❝ i’m about four minutes from a heart attack. ❞

❝ i think you make me a maniac. ❞

❝ damn, if these walls could talk. ❞

❝ shit is crazy, right? ❞

❝ that ain’t your baby no more. ❞

BAD AT LOVE

❝ he’s calling me a bitch again. ❞

❝ i believe that we’re meant to be. ❞

❝ jealousy got the best of me. ❞

❝ i always make the same mistakes. ❞

❝ i’m bad at love, but you can’t blame me for trying. ❞

DON’T PLAY

❝ i don’t give a damn what you say to me. ❞

❝ i’m moving on. ❞

❝ motherfucker, don’t play with me. ❞

STRANGERS

❝ she doesn’t kiss me on the mouth anymore. ❞

❝ she doesn’t look me in the eyes anymore. ❞

❝ we’re not lovers, we’re just strangers. ❞

❝ she doesn’t call me on the phone anymore. ❞

❝ i must’ve crossed a line. ❞

❝ i must’ve lost my mind. ❞

❝ i miss the mornings with you laying in my bed. ❞

❝ i miss the thought of a forever, you and me. ❞

❝ all you’re missing is my body. ❞

ANGEL ON FIRE

❝ nobody seems to ask about me anymore. ❞

❝ nobody seems to care about what i think. ❞

❝ look at me. ❞

❝ i’m faded away. ❞ 

❝ you know, i used to be on fire. ❞

❝ i’m standing in the ashes of who i used to be. ❞

DEVIL IN ME

❝ i scream too loud if i speak my mind. ❞

❝ i don’t wanna wake it up, the devil in me. ❞

❝ you said i’m too much to handle. ❞

❝ now i gotta wake it up, the devil in me. ❞

HOPELESS

❝ boy, you make it look so easy. ❞

❝ sorry, baby girl, but i can’t tonight. ❞

❝ you know the truth hurts, but secrets kill. ❞

❝ you and all your friends hate me. ❞

“The most important thing is, you got to give the people what they want, even if it kills you.”

“You know, sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me.”

“Life is a series of closing doors, isn’t it?”

“Am I a good person?”

“That’s the problem with life, either you know what you want and you don’t get what you want, or you get what you want and then you don’t know what you want.“ 

“There’s nothing for you behind you. All that exists is what’s ahead.“ 

“Family is a sinkhole, and you were right to get out when you had the chance.“ 

“I don’t understand how people… live. It’s amazing to me that people wake up every morning and say: ‘Yeah, another day, let’s do it.’ How do people do it? I don’t know how.” 

“You didn’t know me and then you fell in love with me. And now you know me.” 

“Closure is a made up thing by Steven Spielberg to sell movie tickets”.

“We’re just two lonely people trying to hate ourselves a little less.” 

“I don’t think I believe in ‘deep down’. I think that all you are is just the things that you do.”

“You were born broken, that’s your birthright.”

“You know what your problem is? You want to think of yourself as the good guy.”

“you’re a selfish goddamn coward who just takes whatever he wants and doesn’t give a shit about who he hurts. That’s you.”

“You know, it’s funny… when you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.”

“I’m sorry, alright? I screwed up, I- I know I screwed up.”

“You can’t keep doing shitty things and then feel bad about yourself like that makes it okay! You need to be better!”

“You are all the things that are wrong with you.”

“Fuck, man. What else is there to say?”

“We’re not doomed. In the great, grand scheme of things, we’re just tiny specks that will one day be forgotten.”

“The only thing that matters is right now, this moment, this one spectacular moment we are sharing together.”

“I don’t understand how people… live. It’s amazing to me that people wake up every morning and say: ‘Yeah, another day, let’s do it.’ How do people do it? I don’t know how.”

“He’s so stupid he doesn’t realize how miserable he should be. I envy that.”

“It’s not about being happy, that is the thing. I’m just trying to get through each day.”

“I can’t keep asking myself ‘Am I happy?’ It just makes me more miserable.”

“It takes a long time to realize how truly miserable you are and even longer to see it doesn’t have to be that way.”

“When you do bad things, you have something you can point to when people eventually leave you. It’s not you, you tell yourself. It’s that bad thing you did.”

“It’s so cruel to let people love you. All you’re doing is promising you’ll one day break their hearts.”

“One day, you’re gonna look around and you’re going to realize that everybody loves you, but nobody likes you. And that is the loneliest feeling in the world.”

“There are some people you can’t save. Cause those people will thrash and struggle, and try to take you down with them.”

“ Hey, I wanted to talk to you about… you know. I feel bad about what happened.”

“I don’t forgive you.”

“No. I’m not gonna give you closure. You don’t get that. You have to live with the shitty thing you did for the rest of your life. You have to know that it’s never, ever going to be okay!”

“You have to believe me. I did everything I could.”

“I had a good life, but what I needed then was a friend! And you abandoned me. And I will never forgive you for that.”

“Now get the fuck out of my house!”

“ Look, I’m sorry about all the stuff I said about you earlier.”

“Do you… do you think it’s too late for me? I mean, am, am, am I just doomed to be the person that I am? “

“I, I, I need you to tell me that I’m a good person.”

“I just wanted to tell you that I know. I know you want to be happy, but you won’t be… and I’m sorry.”

“ What more do you want? What else could the universe possibly owe you? “

“I want to feel good about myself. The way you do. And I don’t know how. I don’t know if I can.”

“If you ever try to contact me or my family again, I will fucking kill you.”

“ You can’t just disappear. You really hurt a lot of people.”

“In this terrifying world, all we have are the connections that we make.”

“It’s so sad that when you see someone as they really are, it ruins them.”

“You like being there to rescue me. Because it makes you feel good about yourself.”

“ You know that I don’t do the whole love thing. Either you end up hurting someone or they hurt you. So what’s the point?”

“ Uh…. Oh, god, I’m drowning. I feel like I’m drowning.”

“Hey, we have all done shitty stuff before. Most of us aren’t as proud of it as you seem to be.”

“It doesn’t get better and it doesn’t get easier.”

“I can’t keep lying to myself thinking I’m gonna change, I’m poison.”

“I come from poison and I have poison inside me and I destroy everything I touch. That’s my legacy.”

“I have nothing to show for the life I have lived. And I have nobody in my life who’s better off for having known me.”

… over to mckaytriarchy. Because I made this blog in 2014 and it’s fucking enormous by now. I’ll follow people who express a wish to interact over on the new blog. If you don’t, no sweat! Tumblr’s a place for fun, after all.

… over to mckaytriarchy. Because I made this blog in 2014 and it’s fucking enormous by now. I’ll follow people who express a wish to interact over on the new blog. If you don’t, no sweat! Tumblr’s a place for fun, after all.

… over to mckaytriarchy. Because I made this blog in 2014 and it’s fucking enormous by now. I’ll follow people who express a wish to interact over on the new blog. If you don’t, no sweat! Tumblr’s a place for fun, after all.

… over to mckaytriarchy. Because I made this blog in 2014 and it’s fucking enormous by now. I’ll follow people who express a wish to interact over on the new blog. If you don’t, no sweat! Tumblr’s a place for fun, after all.

… over to mckaytriarchy. Because I made this blog in 2014 and it’s fucking enormous by now. I’ll follow people who express a wish to interact over on the new blog. If you don’t, no sweat! Tumblr’s a place for fun, after all.

… over to mckaytriarchy. Because I made this blog in 2014 and it’s fucking enormous by now. I’ll follow people who express a wish to interact over on the new blog. If you don’t, no sweat! Tumblr’s a place for fun, after all.

… over to mckaytriarchy. Because I made this blog in 2014 and it’s fucking enormous by now. I’ll follow people who express a wish to interact over on the new blog. If you don’t, no sweat! Tumblr’s a place for fun, after all.

… over to mckaytriarchy. Because I made this blog in 2014 and it’s fucking enormous by now. I’ll follow people who express a wish to interact over on the new blog. If you don’t, no sweat! Tumblr’s a place for fun, after all.

… over to mckaytriarchy. Because I made this blog in 2014 and it’s fucking enormous by now. I’ll follow people who express a wish to interact over on the new blog. If you don’t, no sweat! Tumblr’s a place for fun, after all.