hawaii five-0

danny: first of all, those words are not even similar, and second, this is a verbal conversation, steven

danny: i said if you died, i wouldn't miss you

steve: do me, i'm stupid

steve: ... are you calling me a space potato, junior

doris: what the fuck steven

tani: petty, bitter and jealous

steve: well, that's not a lot of inches

danny, wearing a navy shirt: huh, that's weird

steve: how about get the fuck out – you're not going to drive my truck, you can barely even see over the fucking steering wheel

junior: oh shit you meant my address

danny: there's a clown behind you

danny: how is the moon not fucking real steven

steve: it's not an act, it's just i'm tough and danny's sweet

steve: they have been in the sink for three days, you still haven't cleaned them after i've asked you to

danny: you know, technically he's right

danny: don't make me say it again