MBTI & Things

INTJ: 3D printed

INTP: Manufactured in a lab

ENTJ: Summoned by sorcerers

ENTP: Was created by a mad inventor

INFJ: Appeared from a cave at the dawn of time

INFP: Conjured into being by the fairies

ENFJ: Fell from the fictional world into the real one

ENFP: Is an optical illusion; doesn’t really exist

ISTJ: Hatched from an egg

ISFJ: Descended from heaven

ESTJ: Mistakenly appeared in the wrong dimension

ESFJ: Picked from a tree once they were ripe

ISTP: Built by engineers in a garage

ISFP: Came out of a cocoon

ESTP: Ascended from Hell

~as an INTJ

INTP - quiet - can make a bitch face that makes you cry - probably thinks u stupid - says that MBTI is shit - fashionista - has an ENFP friend(“ENFP no!”) - savage - that friend who has ultra weird ideas when drunk - probably most adorable smile on earth - smart - most of the time just rising eyebrows and blinking

ENTJ - bossy af - prima ballerina - she is beauty she is grace - she will punch you in da face - always in warm socks - also an actress - knows how to build things - basically good at everything - will shout at you if you do something wrong - probably slept with almost all male friends

ENTP - a n n o y i n g AF - never shuts up - meme queen - so loud - not funny jokes - make up queen - at least smart - thinks she’s better than you(and maybe she is) - if you take a sip from her mug u die - has an ENFP slave - kinda selfish - another fashionista - if she laughs the whole room laughs with her - soooo much self confidence wow

INFP - THAT SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE - garbage lord - writer buddy - has ton of OC’s AND GAY SHIPS - cannot into decisions - junky food - understands(really) - don’t like loud people - constant lala land - savage without even noticing - 4w5 - has 8 minute long video of herself eating french fries on her phone - impressive self control - cute laugh - cute - the best person to rant with

ENFP - can’t stay in one place for a minute - suddenly disappears in a middle of a party - daydreaming a lot - cheerful - likes to drink A LOT - too many friends - nice for everyone ugh - that laugh which sounds like a puppy riding a pink bicycle in a tuxedo - can bring ENTP back to earth

ENFJ - mom friend - has too many friends HOW IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE - gonna steal your friends without even noticing - likes fancy drinks and kitschy things - obsessed with doggos - sudden outbursts of anger - hypochondriac - really anxious when driving - doesn’t understand a concept of a personal space

ISTJ - another bitch face - can rise one eyebrow HOW U DO DIS????? - doesn’t understand memes - smart - lack of self confidence - secretly hates u - wears comfy clothes but looks so good - has a lot of savings but hardly ever uses them - they knows better ok? don’t even try to tell them that they are wrong - don’t particularly like pets - perfect teeth - so so so smart once again - sometimes are rather calm but sometimes… don’t ask

ESTJ - that kid who asks too many questions during your presentation - constant bitch face - hot - stingy - falls asleep during parties - a rant person - bossy - hard working - teachers like her

ESFJ - will help you EVEN WHEN YOU HAVENT ASKED FOR HELP - has a lot of friends - drinks a lot - hard-working - daddy’s little princess/mama’s boy - assertive - smoking a lot - tells everyone what to do

ISTP - white Kanye West - would kill u if u did something with his shoes - likes weird electronic genres of music I can’t even name - on 9gag all the time - knows all memes - League of Legends pro player - can make funny faces - looks like he was angry - black humor(especially likes jokes about Jews) - awkward silence gains a whole new meaning

ESFP - the whitest person I know - “what do u meat it was sexist?? it was funny!!!!” - only wears yellow pants - likes PE teacher probably a little too much - can’t find a girlfriend - will massage your feet if u don’t watch them properly - has stupid ideas - likes basically every person - drinks wine at parties even though he says that true man should drink only vodka - don’t know when someone is mean to him

ESTP - loud - hey lets go to the another city and get drunk!!! because why not - class clown - talks about her life too much like seriously - and also about various secretions of her body - probably gonna end up in jail - smart and stupid at the same time - lazy - has problems with concentration - talkative - has problems with self-esteem which she covers acting out like a douche

Scl(any sort of stress/sadness)

INTJ: Super withdrawn, swings between gratification and wanting happiness, and unhealthy single-mindedness. Existential angst. Needs people’s support but rejects company. Bottles up issues and then it bursts out.

ENTJ: Prone to attack others, often over the very issues they’re insecure about. Becomes a workaholic and ignores feelings of deep dissatisfaction, or stops giving a crap about anything. 

INFJ: Despairs of all things, just can’t see The Point of it. Goes through days mechanically, without purpose. Resists all help, considering it to be probing. Can’t get anything done. 

ENFJ: Laughs a bit too loudly and smiles a bit too widely. Escapes to private places, but feels lost. Tells their problems to someone close to them, but doesn’t accept any advice.

INFP: Isolate, isolate isolate. Sees the negative in everything and can’t see others’ love/affection for them. Loses their ‘purpose’ and drive, can’t find meaning in anything. Idealizes what they can’t have. Perpetual self-pity-party. 

ENFP: Super excitable, overdoes everything. Cannot focus at all, and their own emotions/reactions are out of their control. Breaks down sobbing. Unwilling to actually move forward. 

ISFP: Mull around in their own feelings, hates the world around them, because it’s failed them. Spiraling moodiness, “what ifs,” “should’ve done this,” but no one will ever see that. They themselves won’t admit it.

ESFP: Unusually critical, closed-minded, and overly concerned with matters of appearance over substance. Terrible sense of logic, yet argumentative all the same. Delves into the physical world in order to escape their mental one. 

ISTJ: Scattered mind, unable to think coherently. Becomes judgmental and passive-aggressive. Super pessimistic, takes on a me vs. the world mentality.

ESTJ: Intensely prickly, will take offense at anything but prefers to strike first and strike hard. If you hit a nerve, they’ll cut you out of their lives (for the time being). Tries to act happy and in control, but actually really moody. 

ISFJ: Withdrawn, tries to please everyone but is really passive-aggressive about it. Takes on a martyr complex. Refuses help while throwing a pity party because “no one cares about them.” 

ESFJ: Seeks control of people and surroundings, bossy and irritable. Might manipulate others into feeling bad, too. Denies that they’re the problem. 

INTP: Makes a lot of jokes about how things aren’t okay, but aggressively resists anyone’s sincere attention. Turns flat and emotionless, takes compartmentalizing to an unhealthy extreme. 

ENTP: Scatterbrained, cannot focus. Swings between extremes of emotions, but makes a point to show a falsely sanguine face to people. Feels like they’re crumbling from the inside. 

ISTP: Compulsive and reckless. Has a “screw this” attitude and pushes away actual problems. May or may not confide in people, but too down to take any advice. 

You make eye contact and they look away - INFJ, INFP, ISTJ, ISFJ

You make eye contact and they talk to you - ENTP, ENFJ, ENFP, ESTP, ESFJ, ESFP

You make eye contact and they glare you down - INTJ, ENTJ, ESTJ

ENTP: wine

ENFP: ginger ale

ENTJ: black tea

ENFJ: flavoured tonic water

ESTP: lemonade

ESFP: orange juice

ESTJ: blueberry tea

ESFJ: champagne

INTP: milk

INFP: iced tea

INTJ: green tea

INFJ: bubble tea

ISTP: coffee

ISFJ: rum

ISFP: apple juice

Sight ENTP: view of a city at night, lit by the stars ISFP: countryside surrounded by colorful flower and trees in spring INFJ: coral reef in the deep blue ocean

Smell ESFJ: chocolate cookies just baked ISTJ: pine and wood smell in a snowy forest ISFJ: bloomed roses in the garden INTP: meat with barbeque sauce while roasting

Touch ESTP: soft and confortable pillow when tired ENFP: softness of a puppy ENFJ: hold hands with the loved one

Hearing ESFP: spontaneous laught in a pub ISTP: breathing and heartbeat aften a run INFP: tweeting birds at dawn

ESTP: You ooze tactile, and touch, something about your very down to earth and hands on persona is so tantalizing, you’re so full of passion and willpower, it’s hard not to find you sexy at all.

ISTP: Enigmatic, Aloof, brooding, with a low-key childlike humor is very intriguing you’re hard to miss, and something about your handiwork is beyond magnetizing, You’re an old soul and child in one.

ESFP: You are radiant, glowing with excitement and vivacity. Your inner strength and pure willpower are unbelievably attractive and admirable, you have this earthy, “I know what I’m doing” vibe.

ISFP: Your shyness hides this intense need for physical action and connection. Your independence and ethereal mystery create this atmosphere of depth and raw love of pleasure. You breathe sex appeal.

ESTJ: You have a commanding presence, something strong and secure and people wish they could handle anything thrown at them the may you do, you’re in control, and it’s hard to miss you with all that confidence.

ISTJ: You have a natural rhythm and go with your own flow, it’s insanely intoxicating. You have an air of structure and intensity, you’re willpower is undeniable, and your thoughts are like wildfire.

ESFJ: You are warmth, and generosity, something about your need for beauty and harmony is beyond desirable. You create a haven of light and love and are so sensual it’s beyond sexy.

ISFJ: Your discreet charm, and smitten smile is beyond attractive, you are tender hearted, but have this hidden strength that others can feel. They love your shelter and you radiate this intense love of sensuality.

ENTJ: you are usually perceived as confident in your thoughts and actions, you know what you’re doing and go into it without questioning, you’re calculated, and usually quite charismatic.

INTJ: You’re meticulous and observant, you work hard and play harder and people love that mystery of your very detached presence, something about you is both fully present and other worldly.

ENTP: You’re witty, charismatic, and novel. You’re like a flame and people are drawn to you. You have a sharp and piercing humor that is so magnetizing. You know how to persuade and are usually very smooth.

INTP: you’re lowkey, dreamy and so interesting. Something about your independence and aloofness is so interesting and people want to know the way you’re thinking, or what you’re thinking about at all.

ENFP: You radiate positivity, charm and electricity, your youthful need for adventure and possibility are contagious and you are so magnetic and sensational because of it.

INFP: You feel so deeply and ardently, you get swept into a dream world that others only wish they can touch. You’re full of romance, and saccharine that so many people feel drawn to your vulnerability.

ENFJ: You’re a warm, and uplifting spirit. Like the sun, you radiate certainty in yourself and something about your devotion to those you love is so incredibly attractive, you can’t be missed.

INFP: The guy who is listening to some depressing or motivational song and murmurs the song lyrics while starring into the window and thinking about life

ENFP: The guy who gets your soul out into a conversation and then falls asleep for 3 hours.

ESFP: The friendly guy who talks to you during the whole flight and makes you a bit uncomfortable but you decide to keep talking cause they’re pretty cool.

INTP: The one who practices what to say to the flight attendant cause he/she doesn’t want to make it awkward.

INFJ: Stares into the window while they think about some deep shit and is annoyed by the ESFP who is yelling in the seat behind them.

ESTP: *sleeps for 16 hours* wakes up in a motel in Thailand with a tattoo on his/her forehead….. 

ISFP: Suffers an emotional breakdown because the flight attendant misunderstood their order and he/she is too shy to say anything.

ISTP: Gets drunk on the airplane and wakes up next to ESTP and has ‘YOLO’ tattooed in his/her back.

ISTJ: Involuntarily helps ISFP through their emotional breakdown and secretly hates the pilot because he woke him/her up from a beautiful nap.

ENTP: Gets upset cause they made a dope playlist on their phone and then forgot their earphones and ends up (surprisingly) getting drunk with ISTP.

ISFJ: Starts a conversation with a sweet elderly man and become best friends.

ENTJ: Gets into a fight with the flight attendant because it’s not allowed to check Tumblr on the flight ;)

ESTJ: *argues along with ENTJ* and rants about the disgusting food in the plane before falling asleep and dreaming about cheeseburgers.