the sword of promised victory

“3 likes isnt much” imagine 3 women inside of you

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs

if you spoke to lestat or louis about your pain, they would say, "your pain? what about MY pain?" but if you spoke about your pain to armand he would say "let me lobotomize you and you will never feel pain again." he has a solution-based mindset and we could all learn from him.

I need a mysterious and wealthy benefactor to bankroll a bunch of fun body modifications. pretty girl that pays for me to get covered in tattoos and get sooo many piercings and such when

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

depressed steampunk guy: like nothing makes me happy anymore i feel like my fantastical flying contraption just ran out of coal

Steam. Is. Water. Coal. Makes. Smoke.

what is the coal doing to the water

Cats have never forgiven us for swapping the warm displays with a built in shelf for a cold thin rectangle

this sculpture is from 2011 by artist sara swink

cats have been bothering humans since at least 2011