but there is a watchfulness about it

And then your "reward" for spending the exorbitant time and effort doing all this: decreases your stats more than it increases them.

HO. HO. HO. Christmas comes to Fallen London, and at her Enduring Majesty’s whim, unusually, an actual honest-to-goodness tree in Hastings Place. 

Will it wilt horribly before she deigns to visit it, on the 8th? 

And as usual you can enjoy the Fallen London advent calendar in-game from today! Free things for your character, daily, until Christmas Day. None of that ‘twelve days of’ nonsense here. We’ll have a full fat Advent and nothing less. 

amphibians are basically an ape with a multiplier

i'm six birds away from a worm

it's better then grinding orphans nowadays, at the very least

Even with 4 milkings per day that's still less than 1 oil per week. meanwhile, we'll probably average at over 2 Popes per week

Im gonna probably try to breed him into the owl

the bees aren't consenting

having arms is generally kind of bad yes, there's a lot of incentives against using them

All in all, very good if somewhat card-dependent. The Pope's still got it!

I just don't love how when I'm doing my weekly firing of the tentacled entrepeneur she gets a little racist about it

Some rivers snake, this one IS snakes

i need to get more poop for my railway