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I’m the screaming at the last second

cuz im strong

N I C E

@corixr

I grew up with circus people. I wish I found this impressive. I really do wish I still found wonder in juggling. My husband juggles too. My mom juggles. Most people I know juggle. It loses its majesty when you’re trying to watch TV and these clowns out of makeup (literally) are tossing ingredients for dinner around like they’re the dwarves from The Hobbit. Can you pass the salt? No. They can only throw it. You want something, it gets thrown at you. And guess what, it doesn’t matter if you’re a decent contortionist and a great dancer, if you don’t have hand-eye coordination, sorry, you ruin the whole rhythm of the household. But they don’t let you just live. They don’t say oh that’s fine you can walk a tightrope and bend backwards while making a flower with your hands. No. It’s always ‘do your hand like this’ and ‘watch my hand’. Well, guess what Tommy, I have been doing my hand like that since I was three and i still have no chance of getting into clown college. I’m going to become a researcher mom. i’m leaving the circus to go work in a cubicle. now my mom doesn’t speak to me and my husband goes out to do his rollerskate juggling thing without me and that’s just fine. i like computers, mom. i like talking to people without trying to balance things on my face while i do it. and there’s nothing wrong with that.

Idk how we got here but I support you 100 fucking percent

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning “mr. owl” “oh jesus christ” “please don’t give me that look” “please don’t fly” DYING omg

That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

This gives me great joy

This is much more interesting than the entirety of Frozen

Park Cannon has been released from jail. She was charged with "felony obstruction," that she, and I quote her arrest affidavit, "knowingly and intentionally did by knocking the governor's door during session of singing [sic] a bill." She is the youngest ever Georgia legislator and one of only three openly queer legislators in Georgia. I have seen her speak and she is truly a person devoted to justice in government. This is a ridiculous and persecutory charge.

And his laces came untied lol

I just love it 😍

there’s really people out here that do this woth ease and i can barley walk. 😭

This is so intense like… if you miss your mark you get beheaded

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My last 2 brain cells trying to produce a single thought

this is so good