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One time I watched an Emily Axford compilation titled "Emily Axford the woman you are" are that phrase stuck with me for some reason. Anytime she does something it immediately pops up in my brain. Literally anything. It became a permanent part of my vocabulary and I dont know how.

on my life Dropout has never shown me anything as funny as grown adult man Raphael Chestang repeatedly screaming in distress after tasting wasabi oreos that he knew were going to be just as bad every single time he did it

It sucks that the only way to begin is by beginning

it's even worse that the only way to learn is by playing and the only way to win is by learning

But the only way to begin is by beginning. So let's begin.

all he wanted to do was just watch the deer in the backyard

"I will die on any hill" by Brennan on Um, Actually is something that i quote daily

i really hate the way the "boobs vs butt" thing got broken down into this implicit idea that butt is the nobler stance. it's really stupid. personally im a woman guy. [realizes how that sounds] [purses my lips in thought] [nods confidently] im a woman guy

siobhan has such a bisexual playing style but she always gets overshadowed by zac who accidentally backs himself into bisexuality season after season

Bisexual by birth v. Bisexual by curse

The fig/ylfa/bat child arc of having to come to terms with the fact that you are not who you used to be hurts me in ways i cant describe

my grandfather was talking to me about a book he read on how politicians gave control to rich people and it fucked america and he was like "oh yeah this reminded me of a video I watched. It was Robert Reich. Do you know who Robert Reich is? He was clinton's secretary of labor" and I just nodded silently because I didn't know how to explain to my grandpa that yes I know who Robert Reich is. I watch his son psychologically torment improv comedians