sensei said i have to start a special training regimen called “hrt” to reach the next stage of my power. skeptical , but she would know best…

Fine…. Maybe I do like it when the older girls are gross… or maybe I don’t, I’ll never tell :p

the pillow is also a bit because you look way too much like me when i was your age

but im not allowed to tap in for your fights at school anymore they said they’re gonna press charges if i come back which is fine because you should really really be training more

i sleep great every night bc i know i can defeat anyone else’s older siblings because they’re all untrained in unarmed combat and the discipline of a warrior

they are anything but careless.

My therapist is holding herself back from touching me because it’s a kon-flict of interest

She’ll crack

Patting Spector’s hair while she sulks that I’m liking someone else’s big brother posts

Remake your account already and I’ll reblog yours!!!!

The kind of big brother to constantly date girls that look like him but happier

Spends the other half of the time dating girls that look a bit too much like you, but it’s probably better to not bring up either of these patterns

When my big bro pisses me off I start going around saying “my big brother could beat your big brother in a fight!” and getting her into the nastiest, most doomed 1v1s you’ve ever seen

girl with big shorts