maxwell's thoughts

Checking my queue to see what is going to be posted today like h h mmm .. what has the missus cooked up for tonight 🤣🤣🤣

why are you as a gay billionaire not spending all your money on good causes and queening out … #unethical #evil

So basically an ideal day for me is watching one and a half minute clips of Mexican mothers cooking for eight hours #receta

Becoming drug addict (bought Container of Pickle. at Grocery Store)

Penguins hold an incredibly powerful place In society .. they are untouchable .. but not to #Falkland Islands I hear

EXECUTE ALL THOSE WHO RECLINE ON A PLANE IMMEDIATELY AND WITHOUT MERCY. THAKNYOU

Lesbians dominating TSA .. what a sight for sore eyes

Where my nostalgic soft serve and colored sprinkles at

Just saw a fricking Raven. …

homework watching me look up etymology of piano in serbocroat on wiktionary 😭😭😭😭😭:whitewoman:

Okay, fine, I’ll say it! I LOVE THE SMEEL OF MY VACCUUM

WHOKE WHAET BUNNNNM 😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋

Found a new favorite stairwell

If yo thumbs up me I will. Run you over with my car

Ok whale / dolphin meat super dark??? Eek! Not for me #tofu

He’s buying a salad spinner with that voice? Girl you’re a beard

Getting anxiety from ziti