can i take you out to the pictures, joan?

out of curiosity. i looked it up. i would get arrested for some kind of fraud. yikes.

okay no man it's a completely different thing. it's smaller, crisps food better, works faster, and is budget friendly. plus, it's healthier because it doesn't use oil. it's an improvement on the oven.

Then why aren't all ovens just air fryers now? Truly society would be amazing if ovens were this cool...

uh huh. sure would be. you want one, don't you?

Yes! I don't have money though because I have nothing on this planet! but I NEED this thing I've just learned about!

okay i asked if i could do a PR kind of thing for you and i got the go ahead. but i have no idea how to send one to where you are.

okay no man it's a completely different thing. it's smaller, crisps food better, works faster, and is budget friendly. plus, it's healthier because it doesn't use oil. it's an improvement on the oven.

Then why aren't all ovens just air fryers now? Truly society would be amazing if ovens were this cool...

uh huh. sure would be. you want one, don't you?

okay no man it's a completely different thing. it's smaller, crisps food better, works faster, and is budget friendly. plus, it's healthier because it doesn't use oil. it's an improvement on the oven.

i didn't actually expect anyone to answer. considering. it'd be weird. for dead people. to still blog on tumblr.

maybe there's just a haunting problem. i don't know. nobody actually seems to talk about the fact that all of these people are still posting on here. is this site really that dead to the public or is something else happening.