the shallows ;;

It’s literally impossible. I think that after all of the time I would know whether or not I had a chance. Plus I’m okay with us only being friends. She’s the greatest friend anyone could ever have. Yes I did. Half a bottle of rum.

Well then that leads to the next thing, time to find you an attainable girlfriend. You are my favourite baby brother!

Valid point. I’ve been missing you anyways. No. That would be a very false assumption. Ellie doesn’t like me in any way that isn’t friendly you know that. Thanks for the vote of confidence. Dad has been on my ass about it. A couple of months from now.

Of course, how can anyone not miss this? Wow, it’s like you haven’t even tried. I’ll always have your back, so did you find booze?

Pepper lives closer to you so it would have been a shorter more worthwhile trip. It’s alright. My statistics could be more impressive. I have to work on stepping my game up. 

True, but she’s not my baby brother and I wanted to check in on you and Ellie. See if there’s any babies running about yet. You guys have been cohabiting for basically a year, so I think it’s fair to assume you guys are finally together.  I’m sure you’ll get better, you always do. When’s your first game?

Maybe El has a bottle hidden around here. Unfortunately I can’t drink at all while training. 

Lame, I should’ve gone to see Pepper instead. How is the season going?