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Skel-brosâ pet names headcanons, pt2
Ink Sans: He often forgets his nicknames for you, calling you different things most of the time. But you see âSweetieâ reoccur the most.
Error Sans: He wonât call you anything other than âGlichâ or âHumanâ when in the presence of others. Maybe your name if he slips up. âPuppetâ isnât the the most affectionate name, but coming from him, itâs the sweetest thing youâre gonna get.
Dreamtale Sans: This little ray of sunshine is likely to call you, get this, âSunshineâ. And if not, then expect âLoveâ or something to that effect.
Nightmare Sans: Being one of the more, well, evil of the evil Sansâ itâll probably take some time for him to call you anything... nice. Once he does though chances are itâs going to be âDearâ or âDalingâ.
Underfresh Sans/Fresh: (Sorry not sorry) âBruhâ, âBorskyâ, âBortato Chipâ all of it. No matter how intimate you get, thatâs what itâs going to be.
Gaster Sans/G: âAngelâ and âSugarâ are what youâre saddled with now that youâre with this one.
Gaster Papyrus/Aster: Only the upmost appropriate names for his dearest one! âMadamâ, âMrs. (Y/n)â and when he thinks appropriate, âLoveâ.
Underlust Sans/Hearts: Anything and everything. âBeautifulâ, âGorgeousâ, âSexyâ, âSweetheartâ, âSweetieâ, âAngelâ, âSugarâ, âSweet Cheeksâ. All of them. You name it.
Underlust Papyrus/Charm: Instead of pet names really, itâs more observations. âBeautifulâ and âGorgeousâ, things like that.
Otertale Sans/Leo: Obviously âStarlightâ. Why dose it even need to be said?
Otertale Papyrus/Cosmos: Expect âLoveâ and âLight of my lifeâ.
Dancetale Sans/Skyzer: âTwinkle toesâ is what you should expect the most, but not being that different from Classic, youâll catch a few âBabeâs here and there.
Dancetale Papyrus/Tango: âDearâ and âLoveâ are comon from him, but âSweetomsâ is something he likes for you.
Mafiatale Sans/Tommy: âDollâ and âDollfaceâ are the obvious ones, but âLoveâ is what heâll occasionally use as he gets closer to you.
Mafiatale Papyrus/Stacks: âMy little prizeâ is what heâll whisper in your ear sometimes, youâll hear âLoveâ and âDarlingâ too.
Skel-brosâ pet names headcanons
Undertale Sans/Classic: Heâll probably just end up calling you âBabeâ or some goofy nickname he made up to match your personality.
Undertale Papyrus/Creampuff: After getting over calling you âHUMANâ heâll most likely call you âDearâ or âDearestâ.
Underswap Sans/Blueberry: He will want to call you âMaddenâ or âLoveâ most often. (It surprised you when he called you Love so soon, but he was just too cute).
Underswap Papyrus/Streach: Obviously heâs going to call you âHoneyâ and âHunâ most of the time, but might switch to âHoneybeeâ every now and then.
Underfell Sans/Red: âSweetheartâ is his go-to, but will occasionally slip to âBabyâ or âBabygirlâ. Especially in more emotional (or sexual) times.
Underfell Papyrus/Edge: Like his fluffier counterpart from Undertale, heâll fall into calling you âDearâ or âDearestâ but when itâs the two of you he might call you his âlittle Warriorâ.
Swapfell Sans/Blackberry: In public heâll call you âPetâ or âSlaveâ (in the most loving way from him), but when heâs more comfortable heâll call you his âQueenâ.
Swapfell Papyrus/Mutt: âDarlinâ or âDuchessâ are this guys favorite, but he has a habit of letting âGorgeousâ, âBeautifulâ and âCutieâ slip out.
Horrortale Sans/Axe: At first heâs gonna call you âTreatâ but warm up to âSweetpeaâ and âSugarâ.
Horrortale Papyrus/Crooks: This scatter brained sweetheart will call you multiple things all the time. Switching from âDearâ and âDearestâ to âSweetheartâ and âSweetieâ. But the most one youâve heard from him is âPeachesâ.
Iâm thinking about doing a part 2. Thereâs just so many of these guys to include. Tell me if you want more headcanons, hell, even request some! My askbox is always open.
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I did my best, that is all that matters right? Perspective is a tricky thing, I will figure it out soon but as of right now I hope whoever sees this piece enjoys the effort that went into it.
Oh my god this is absolutely amazing!
69. âI didnât drive all this way to say âheyâ.â WITH... RED? I JUST WANTED TO CHOSE 69
I initially scheduled this to post in a few days, but since itâs Chinese Valentineâs Day I might as well post it today.
Prompt 69 - âI didnât drive all this way to say âheyâ.â - UF Sans
âSANS. IF YOU COME HOME ALL SAD AND GLOOMY BECAUSE YOU PUSSIED OUT OF PROPOSING TO YOUR HUMAN FOR THE THIRD TIME, I WILL DRAG YOUR ASS BACK HERE AND PROPOSE TO YOUR HUMAN FOR YOU!â
âi wonât. third timeâs the charm and all that. i can do it. i can do it.â Sans unbuckled his seatbelt and reached for the handle. He stopped when he caught a glimpse of you through the window. ââŚah, fuck. i canât do it.â
âOH MY GOD,â Papyrus groaned. âYES YOU CAN! YOUâVE BEEN PLANNING THIS FOR SO DAMN LONG. OF COURSE YOU CAN DO IT.â
âiâm just gonna mess everything up. iâm probably gonna forget the whole speech i prepared.â
âJUST GET DOWN ON ONE KNEE AND OPEN THE BOX AND SAY WHAT COMES NATURALLY.â
ââwhat comes naturallyâ is gonna be somethinâ real dumb, i just know it.â
âIT MOST CERTAINLY WILL BE IF YOU KEEP THIS ATTITUDE UP!â Papyrus sighed, then said in a quieter voice, âYOU HAVE TO BE BRAVE. ITâS NOT LIKE THEYâRE GOING TO SAY NO.â
âbut what if i fuck up so badly they do say no?â
âTHEY LOVE YOU, SANS. YOUâVE SEEN THEIR SOUL, AND THEYâVE SEEN YOURS. YOU KNOW THAT THEY WOULDNâT DO THAT.â Papyrus tapped the steering wheel and smirked. âBUT IF YOU STILL WANT TO BE A WIMP, I SUPPOSE IâLL JUST HAVE TO PROPOSE TO THEM FOR YOU, WILL I?â
âno way in hell iâm lettinâ that happen,â Sans said, opening the door and stepping out of the car. He turned around to face his brother. ââŚthanks.â
âWHATEVER.â That was Papyrus for âyouâre welcomeâ. He waved a hand at him. âGO GET YOUR HUMAN AND STOP WASTING TIME.â
âyessir.â Sans teleported to your doorstep. He straightened his clothes, took a deep breath, screamed internally for a full ten seconds, and finally rang your doorbell. You answered almost immediately. He froze, his face heating up at the sight of you in that fancy attire.Â
âHey,â you said, smiling your beautiful smile.Â
âhey,â he said, smiling like a constipated man. Even though skeletons donât shit.
Silence.
Sans coughed and shuffled his feet. âheh, s-sorry. i didnât drive all this way just ta say âheyâ.â
âYou mean teleport?â
âwellâŚâ He stepped aside so you could see past him. Your face lit up. âi guess i should be sayinâ that he didnât drive me all this way just ta say âheyâ.â
Papyrus honked the car horn. âGET IN LOSER, WEâRE GOING TO MTT RESORT!â
You laughed and waved at Papyrus. âyeah, boss insisted on drivinâ us. heh. dunno why.â Not the slightest bit true. Sans had begged Papyrus to drive the two of you there so he could have some moral support before he humiliated himself in front of you. âheâs, uh, only givinâ us a lift. heâll drop us off at mtt resort, and then itâll just be you and me. alone. so. um. you donât gotta worry about him third-wheelinâ us. u-unless you want him to? i mean, heâs p-probably not gonna say yes, butâŚâ He trailed off, mentally kicking himself for blabbering so much.
âItâs fine. Are you okay? Youâre a lot sweatier than usual.â
âiâm good,â he said quickly. âdonât worry âbout me.â He grabbed your hand. âletâs get goinâ. after dinner i got a surprise planned for ya.â
The two of you got into the car and were off. Sans rubbed the little velvet box in his pocket, trying his best to steel his nerves.Â
He would propose to you today. He just had to be brave.
YOU CAN BE BRAVE MY BOII!

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I dont know if your still taking ask, AN IM SORRY IF YOU DONT OMG but.. lets try? ^^' If you do could you write something about UT/UF sans and US paps waking up for the first time next to their s/o? Its totally okay if you ignore it!! Thank you and sorry to bother you!
OH MY GOD AN ASK
I HAVENâT GOTTEN ANY IN EONS THANK YOU ANON THANK YOU SO MUCH AND ITâS SUCH A SOFT ONE
Okay, for Sans, heâs confused for a minute. Were is he? Why is there a human in his bed? IS this even his bed? What did you DO the night before?!But the second he sees your face, all the anxiety and confusion melts away. Thatâs right, itâs only you. You, the human he met on the surface, the one he fell in love with, the one that heâs been wanting to see every day of his life, and now he gets to! Once you wake up, he may or may not ask if you could sleep in the same bed from now on. Hope youâre not shy! ^^â
Red is NOT a sound sleeper, he tried to warn you already, so he didnât really expect it to go well, but upon actually sleeping next to you, he and you both will discover that heâs one hell of a cuddler! D-Donât you dare go telling his brother or anyone else about it! When he first wakes up, he panics for a minute, not used to someone being RIGHT there, even already in his arms, but he calms down just as quick, realizing that itâs just you. He has a bad habit of going right back to sleep, and while he mightâve had a bit of a scare, he still canât help but settle back into bed and hold you a bit tighter. He doesnât want you going anywhere! (Heâll let you go if youâre awake and need to get up, but not without plenty of whining!)
And Stretch isnât much better than Red, honestly. Chances are he just flopped on top of you and fell asleep that way. No way youâre gonna be able to get up if he has any say in it. When he wakes up, the first thing he sees is you, and he has a moment where his brain (or lack thereof) has to process what exactly is in front of him. After what feels like an eternity of dial-up internet noises, his entire face goes orange because HEâS IN BED! WITH YOU! HE CANâT BELIEVE THIS HOW DID THIS HAPPEN DFRGTHYNJYBFGDF!!! Heâs just, gonna casually slip his arms around you and pull you into his chest, hoping to whatever gods above that youâre still asleep and that you can stay like this just a liiiiiiiiittle bit longer.
Omg that was fast!! And it was so so so adorable!!!!! Thank you so much for answering my ask!! If its no problem, and you wish to do so of course!! Could you do skeletons of your choice doing a proposal? Of course s/o says yes!! THANK YOU TALENTED PERSON - Awkward anon
sklkn ksnfvskdfsk thank you anon!! You have no idea how much this is making my day and I havenât actually written for this blog in FOREVER
Of course my skeleton of choice is gonna be my bae Blue because HE DESERVES ALL THE LOVE IN THE WORLD AND YOU CANâT STOP ME-
Iâm feeling good today, this is gonna be a long one! So Iâm actually gonna put it under a cut!
Edit: itâs been three days and I still havenât posted this WHOOPS
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A Majesty reference for @monsterousbabies for their Swapfell Horror au
Thats a king i would follow, hell yeahhhhh!!!!
S/o was out with some friends. One of them spots their skelie turns to s/o and points them out, they see a the person they were worried about come up kiss, hold hands and walk off w/ him. Group decides to follow them. They go to a movie, a nice restaurant and a hotel. Afterward, when he gets home. S/o is packing. Skelie questions them s/o doesnât say anything at first. s/o is disgusted. Wants nothing with them, if they lie she has pictures. Pt1 -Madame (sorry this is long)
Make stretch cry 2k19
PART 2 When they finally say something s/o:âThen you would drag me around and fuck them behind my back. GOD! You knew! You knew that I have been dragged around my whole life by people who just felt bad for leaving me and being fake to me all out of pity! Is this what this is? Huh? Pity? Am I just your charity case. Oh look s/o never had a relationship before let me just swoop in? Was any of this real? Cause let me tell you,â tears us, âit was really for me!â They continue packing. -Madame
Oh and letâs choose hmmm US Papyrus for that. -Madame
You and stretch were dating for close to two years now, and everything was great! You both got along perfectly and you could see how happy he was when he saw you and blue becoming like siblings
Blue became your ride or die, and he was great, and stretch was happy for that, you and stretch did everything together though, his favorite places to hangout became yours and your favorite places became his, Stretch was everything you could ask for in a partner
Until the new girl at his job came into the picture, she flirted with everything and wouldnât hesitate to fuck anything the moved or breathed, you knew you should trust stretch, he has never wronged you but you let him know that you didnât like her and you wanted him to stay away from her, he nodded and said thatâs fine, after all he was friends with everyone else in the store so itâs not like it would be a big deal
You were happy he agreed and thanked him repeatedly
Which leads to today, well tonight, you had planned a girls night out with some friends you havenât seen in almost a year due to work, school, date nights, and stuff just coming up from, you asked Stretch if it was okay and he just said donât break anything and he was cool with it
You were so glad to have such an understanding boyfriend, blue made sure you ask if you had your fully charged phone, pepper spray, taser, ID, wallet, everything, he was almost like a father
âOkay well Iâm out you two, bye! And I love you!â
âBYE (Y/N)!â
âLater babe, I love you tooâ
You went to the bar and met up with your friends, catching up, joking around, and just having a blast, it was so nice to see them again! Eventually the bar closed and you all decided to bar hop, of course no one was getting too drunk, and making sure to drink water in between drinks or shots
âHey (y/n)? Itâs that your boyfriend?â You turned around a saw stretch, he had his back towards your group and was too far away to hear you over the music
âYeah that is, what is he doing here?â You squinted in a confused manner and then your eyes widened as you saw that bitch you told him to stay away from, come up to him, kiss his cheek bone and walked away hand in hand
âOooo girl letâs follow the little whores!â Of course your protective friends wanted to stalk them and then probably either black mail him or try and kick his boney ass
You agreed and you followed them to first a movie theater, then to that nice restaurant you were telling Stretch about a few weeks ago, and the towards a hotel, were you finally broke down
Luckily you had your friends there with you, the took you back home where you explained everything to blue, who greeted you at the door and was now crying with you, you two sat on the couch holding each other for an hour until you calmed down
âI canât stay here anymore, Iâm sorry sans, I just canât live with seeing himâ
âI UNDERSTAND (Y/N) BUT REMEMBER I WILL STILL BE YOUR FRIEND!âŚR-RIGHT?â
âOf course blue, ride or dies?â
âRIDE OR DIES!â
Blue went into his room to give you some time alone while you went into yours and stretchâs room and started packing all your things, you wouldâve been done faster ha Dudu not stopped to reminisce about some of the items that held such value to you
âHey honey bee whatâs all this?â His low carefree voice broke you out of your thoughts
You didnât say anything and just continued to pack, you were trying your hardest not to cry, all you could think about is how he treated that girl like she was his even though you and him areâŚwere together, You hope he is happy, ruining everything like this, it disgusted you how he could destroy your trust and loyalty like this
âHoney bee?â His voice was louder this time, full of concern, it made you snapped
âI want nothing more to do with you after what you did you filthy pig!â You never turned around to look at him, just continued grabbing your things
âWhat? What did I do?â Stretch was slowly getting defensive, you could hear it
âThat girl I told you to stay away from! Yet there you were treated her to a nice movie and restaurant! For the love of the gods you even took her to a hotel!â Hot angry tears poured down your face as you slammed your suitcase shut and glared at him
âWhat!? No I didnât! I went out to muffets!â
Stretchâs sockets widened in horror as you pulled out your phone and showed him the pictures
âMe and my friends went bar hopping and low and behold there you are! What do you have to say for yourself now you pathetic fucking asshole! What if I never found out? Would you just play along? I thought you were happy! Sure we have arguments but I never thought you would drag me around and fuck them behind my back. GOD! You knew! You knew that I have been dragged around my whole life by people who just felt bad for leaving me and being fake to me all out of pity! Is this what this is? Huh? Pity? Am I just your charity case. Oh look (y/n) never had a relationship before let me just swoop in? Was any of this real? Cause let me tell you,â the tears running down your face turned into a waterfall of despair, you were broken at this point âit was really for me!â
Stretch didnât know what to say, nothing heâd say would make the situation any better, he did love you, he saw himself having a nice life with you, you were so sweet and kind, so loving too, sure you were sometimes stubborn or passive aggressive but nothing to make him hate you or fall out of love with you, you were almost like an independent homemaker, he was also so happy you and his bro got along, hell the sex was amazing and never dull, so why did he fuck another girl? What made him want to do it?
All stretch could tell you was he had a moment of weakness, she had been flirting with him since she worked there, and showing off her fleshy human body, but he knew he couldnât blame that whore, it was his fault for going along with it, he flirted back and had been fucking her for three days now but that didnât make it any better
So what would he do now?
âHone-â
âDonât honey bee me! You lost that privilege they moment you started seeing her! I hope she was worth it Papyrus, I deserve better! I didnât do anything for you to justify treating me like thisâ
It broke his soul to see you in such pain, the pain hurt worse knowing it was all his fault, there was nothing he could do at this point to save your relationship, all because he couldnât keep his dick in his pants
â(Y/n)âŚ.Iâm sorryâŚ.I know it doesnât make it better but Iâm sorry, please just-â
âOh HELL no! You donât deserve a second chance! Now get the hell out of my way, Iâll be back for the rest of my stuff tomorrow or just have sans bring them to me, I never what to see your disgusting face againâ
You slammed the bedroom door shut, leaving stretch alone in it, he hadnât realized the tears that were falling down his cheek bones, he regretted everything, he wanted you back but he knew nothing was ever going to bring you back to him, he ruined everything
Stretch sat on his bed and held his head in his hands sobbing
âIâm so sorry (y/n)â
God im so happy my tag was catching on đđđ
MAKE THAT BOII SUFFER!!!
but also i take no responsibilities.
Gosh its been a loooong time since i sent an ask!! But yess!!!!! Boss be totally my bestie!! Right Boss?? C'mon for old time sake! Gimme a hug!! ALSO HELLO ANNE!!! I MISSED YA!! GIVE ME A HUG, WE'LL SEE MORE OF EACHOTHER I SWEAR EYYYY!! TO MORE VISIT TIL BOSS IS TIRED OF ME!!!! đđđđđđđđ
Mavi! *tackle hugs* I know you wanted to hug Boss first, but Iâm hugging you first. He can wait! I have missed getting asks from you!Â
Boss waits until Iâve let you up before coming over. He carefully wraps his arms around you for a quick, perfunctory hug. âIt is good to see you again,â he says. âIâveâŚmissed you.â
The rest of the skeletal crew heard the commotion and came to see what was going on. You hear several delighted cries of, âMavi!â and find yourself tackled again by several enthusiastic skeletons. Sansy gives you a grin and a wave. (He would hug you, but his brother has swept you up and Sansy never gets in his broâs way.) Red pokes his head out of the cuddle fort to give you a grin of hi own. Â
In short, we are all glad to see you. *hugs again*
Omg guyss, thats so sweet!!!! THANK YOU FOR THE WELCOME BACK!!!

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April Fools Specials/300 Followers Milestone Specials
A collection of stories I wrote to celebrate 300 followers on Tumblr. You can also find these on AO3.
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April Fools Special #1: The Suffering: (đŤ) The reader pranks UT Sans by pretending to drink a bottle of windex/window cleaner (itâs just blue Gatorade). (Prompt sent by @ajaejay-san)
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April Fools Special #2: The Ritual: (đŤ) The reader pranks UF Sans by pretending to drink a bottle of windex/window cleaner (itâs just blue Gatorade). Papyrus is in on the joke! (Prompt sent by @ajaejay-san)
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April Fools Special #3: The Challenge: (đ) The reader gives UF Papyrus orange juice thatâs really just cheese and water. (Prompt sent by @this-is-rae)
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April Fools Special #4: The Plan: (đ) UT Sans prank calls Papyrus. (Prompt sent by @mavi-mav)
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April Fools Special #5: The Brat: (đŤ) 9-year-old UF Papyrus pranks 12-year-old Sans by pretending to drink a bottle of windex/window cleaner (itâs just water and blue food dye). (Prompt sent by @mavi-mav)
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April Fools Special #6: The War: @anneimaginesundertale / @annegirl13 donates a bowl filled with a mixture of M&Ms, Reeseâs cups, and skittles to the skeletons (and a certain Agent of Chaos) in The Multiverse Room.
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April Fools Special #7: The Not-So-Sweet Surprise: (đ) The reader pranks US Papyrus with candy thatâs supposed to be sweet, but is actually very sour. (Prompt sent by @queen-lethargy)
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April Fools Special #8: The Unprankable(âŚ?): (đĽ) The reader offers UF Sans a glass of âwaterâ thatâs actually filled with vinegar. (Prompt sent by an anonymous follower)
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April Fools Special #9: The Soap-rise: (đĽ) US Sans pranks Papyrus with a bar of soap that looks like chocolate. (Prompt sent by @pureangleda)
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April Fools Special #10: The Yeet: (đş) US Sans accidentally gives the reader a bouquet of flowers theyâre allergic to. (Prompt sent by @keziha-chan)
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April Fools Special #11: The Accident: (đŞ) The reader pranks UF Sans by covering the doorway with plastic wrap. (Prompt sent by @keziha-chan)
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April Fools Special #12: The Unexpected: (đŹ) The reader offers grapes wrapped in candy wrappers to UF Papyrus. (Prompt sent by Heartstamp Anon)
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April Fools Special #13: The Distraction: (đş) The reader pranks US Sans by pretending to drink vodka (itâs just water). Â (Prompt sent by Heartstamp Anon)
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April Fools Special #14: The Not-So-Prepared: (đŽ) US Papyrus replaces Sansâ vanilla pudding with mayo. (Prompt sent by Heartstamp Anon)
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April Fools Special #15: The Math Lesson: (đŚ) 8-year-old SF Sans tries to convince 4-year-old Papyrus that thereâs a new number between 5 and 6. (Prompt sent by @hansamaâ/@han-doodlesâ)
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April Fools Special #16: The Completely Normal Day: UT Sans and the reader prank Papyrus by sticking all the furniture in the house onto the ceiling. (Prompt sent by @queen-lethargy)
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April Fools Special #17: The Overthinker: UF Sans and the reader tell Papyrus to prepare himself for pranks that never come, leaving him on edge for the whole day. (Prompt sent by @quezq)
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April Fools Special #18: The Lie: (âď¸) The reader blows sneezing powder in UT Sansâ face. (Prompt sent by @this-is-rae)
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April Fools Special #19: The Framed Mutt: (âď¸) The reader pours itching powder on SF Papyrusâ hands and down Sansâ shirt. (Prompt sent by @awkward-ark)
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April Fools Special #20: The Creepy-Crawly: (đˇ) The reader leaves a live centipede in US Sansâ bed. (Prompt sent by an anonymous follower)
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April Fools Special #21: The Oracle: (đŽ) The UT skelebros pretend to read the readerâs palm and give them a bad future. (Prompt sent by @this-is-rae)
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Bonus April Fools Special: The Errands: Sans and the readerâs POV during Special #17.
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Life please give me time to read all of themđđđ
Nicknames Update
Thanks for all the help on nicknames this week. I think I have a good list now. Let me know what you think. Names in bold are their favorites, and I have a few thoughts about each of them underneath each list.
Sans - kid, kiddo, starshine, all the punny nicknames
Sans uses âkidâ and âkiddoâ for both platonic and romantic purposes. âStarshineâ is reserved for a serious romantic partner only, and then only at the most private, tender moments. Â
Papyrus - my dear, dearest, the Phenomenal (Y/N)
He is one who would also have a lot of personal nicknames for you. The âPhenomenalâ Y/N is one I came up with last summer for a particular character (created to be his soulmate) but it would work for any other potential soulmate too. If you donât like âphenomenalâ, he could use âamazingâ, âstupendousâ, âfantasticâ - whatever sounds best with your name. (Iâm fond of âthe Marvelous Miss Anneâ myself, but thatâs just me.)Â
Blue - my love, love, lovebug, bugaboo, sweetness, sweetie, sweetie pie
Blue doesnât use these a lot in person, but he calls every day if youâre dating and always opens with âHi sweetie!â or âHello, my love!â He also starts emails that way. (His texts are mostly emojisâŚ)
Stretch - bud, buddy, darlinâ, sweetie, various candy-related names
He doesnât have a favorite yet. Iâm still working on figuring out what it would be. I need to write more StretchâŚ
Red - sweetheart, babe, kid
For Red, âsweetheartâ is a multi-purpose word that requires a lot of context. He could say, âNow look, sweetheart,â in about four different tones and only the tone would tell you if heâs mad, disappointed, happy to see you, or worried that youâre mad at him. The man is not good with words, but he uses the ones heâs got to his advantage.Â
Boss - my dear, dearest, beloved
Boss doesnât give nicknames lightly. If he calls you âmy dearâ, it means he cares. If he calls you âdearestâ, he loves you. If he calls you âbelovedâ, he absolutely adores you.Â
Black - my dear, my love, dearheart, dear one, dearest loveliest (Y/N)
Have I mentioned recently that he enjoys classic literature? Pride and Prejudice isnât his favorite Jane Austen novel (or mine; itâs Persuasion for both of usâŚ), but you have to admit heâd make a fantastic DarcyâŚ
Mutt - angel, darlinâ, love
Darlinâ is a bit more casual for him. He can use it platonically or romantically. Angel is reserved for a datemate. Â
Sansy - cher, sugar, kiddo
Heâs another one who changes the meaning of his favorite word based on context.  âHey, cher!â can mean âHi, person I enjoy being around!â, âHello, person that I am romantically interested in or datingâ, âHey you, person there!â or âHey, what the heck do you think youâre doing?â He only sometimes slips and uses âkiddoâ in a tender kind of moment. (He is a version of UT Sans, remember. That used to be one of his favorites tooâŚ)Â
Sweets - lovebug, sweetie pie, cutie, baby doll, love muffin, cutepants, precious, human
I feel like heâs the type to use several nicknames in succession.  âHow are you today, my sweetie pie love muffin baby doll?â It can get⌠overwhelming.Â
Bones - gorgeous, babe
I still love the imaginary sound of the sentence, âCome on, gorgeous, letâs blow this pop stand!â coming out of his mouth. Not sure if itâs historically accurate, but heâs a magical skeleton who time travelled to the future by accident. It doesnât have to be accurate. (Right?)
Lucky -Â sunshine, my dear, dear one, dearest, songbird, my funny valentine
I thought about having Papyrus use âsunshineâ as well, but it fits Lucky better somehow. He likes music and love songs, and even though it didnât come out in his time, he enjoys the song âMy Girlâ (âI got sunshine on a cloudy dayâ). His other unique nickname, âsongbirdâ reflects his love of music too. Even if you canât carry a tune in a bucket, if you appreciate music, heâd call you that. Honestly, though, a lot of his nicknames would be more of a song that makes him think of youâŚ
Smiley - doll, dollface, toots, baby doll, sweetness
Same rules apply with Smiley and âdollâ as with Red and âsweetheartâ. It is an all-purpose nickname.  âTootsâ is strictly for when heâs flirting casually.  âBabydollâ and âsweetnessâ are for more serious relationships. Â
Grim - my dear, dearest, love, my love, my darling
Nicknames are about as lovey-dovey as Grim is going to get in public.  âMy dearâ can be used platonically as well. In private, heâll whisper any and all of those in your ear. Â
I like the nicknames so muchh!!! ALL THE "PAPYRI" HAVING SO MUCH SWEET NAMES!! i like themmmm
Blueberry: RED ME SAY CHEESE!!
Blueberry: CHEESE!
Red: mustard!
Blueberry: I SAID SAY CHEESE?
Red: hey I heard mustard intensified cheese taste, ya should know that yer the chef.
Blueberry: WELL OF COURSE I KNOW THAT BUT ITâS BESIDES THE POINT⌠WEâRE GETTING VERY OFF TOPIC HERE!
Red: yer telling meâŚ
Blueberry: *COUGH* HELLO HUMAN! IN BEHALF OF MY FRIEND KEZIHA (WHO KEEPS PROCRASTINATING AND SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS 10 FOLLOWERS AGO) I WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR 50 60 FOLLOWS!!!
Red: yeah thanks or whatever for stalking our friend on social mediaâŚ
Blueberry: Red!
Red: and for yer support an stuff!
Blueberry: *face palms* WHEN KEZIHAâS BLOG GETS MORE FOLLOWERS WE WOULD LIKE TO THROW HER A PARTY! WHICH ALL OF YOU WOULD BE INVITED TO.
Red: you mean if Kezi gets more.
Blueberry: DONâT YOU BELIEVE IN KEZIHA? I FOR ONE BELIEVE THERE OUR MANY FOLLOWERS IN HER FUTURE ESPECIALLY WITH ME ON HER TEAM.
Red: whatever⌠so if Kezi can get 100 follows weâll throw a roleplay party event.
Blueberry: YES WE HEARD KEZIHA REALLY LIKES THESE!
Keziha: Heard I like what?
Red: umâŚ.. nothing
Keziha: oh really now?
Blueberry: TACOS!
Keziha: oh well I wouldnât know Iâve never really had oneâŚ. so anyway what are you two up to?
Blueberry: JUST SAYING THANK YOU TO YOUR FOLLOWERS! NOTHING ELSE, DEFINITELY NOT PLANNING A PARTYâŚ..
Keziha: OK, Iâll take your word for it. Thank you guys for your love, hugs and support but especially hugs! As you may know Iâve been going through a tuff time but your support has really helped me. Tbh I never really expected any kind of following for this, never mind making so many amazing Internet friends! So thank you!
CONGRATULATION!!!!!!
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April Fools Special #21: The Oracle
This was requested by @this-is-rae!
If you guys havenât seen the post I made showcasing a bunch of cool art that Heartstamp Anon drew, go check it out!
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After extensively consulting various websites on how to properly protect yourself against April Fools pranks, you had come up with a list of foolproof methods that would put all your worries to rest:
1. Donât believe anything anyone says to you.
2. Donât take any suggestions from anyone.
3. Donât leave the house.
With these three rules in mind, you flopped down on the couch and turned the TV on, more than ready for a day of lazing around. Not even a second later, the doorbell rang. You groaned, heaving yourself up and trudging over to the door. You looked through the peep-hole. No-one was there.Â
âOldest trick in the book,â you mumbled to yourself. When you turned around, however, you bumped into a tall figure dressed in a black cloak. You yelped, instinctively pulling your right fist back to punch the intruder. The stranger caught your fist with a gloved hand. It was only then that you realized Sans was in your house too. He waved at you. âSans? Wait, are you Papyrââ
âI AM THE ORACLE! I HAVE COME TO TELL YOU YOUR FORTUNE!â
Yeah, that was definitely Papyrus. You shouldâve taken Sansâ shortcuts into consideration when you planned for today. Might as well play along and see where this goes. âAnd how will you do that, o great oracle?â
âBY READING THE LINES ON YOUR PALM!â Papyrus opened your right hand and started tut-tutting over whatever he saw.
âWhatâs wrong?â
âTHISâ â he traced your heart line with his index finger â âMEANS THAT YOU WILL DIE OF A HEART ATTACK!â
You gasped. âHow horrible!â
âAND THISâ â he traced your head line â âMEANS THAT YOUR FUTURE PET WILL TRY TO EAT YOU!â
âSuch despair!â
âTHIS ONEâ â he traced your life line â âMEANS⌠OH NO! YOU WILL GO BANKRUPT AT THE AGE OF FORTY FOUR! MAKE SURE YOU FINANCE WELL, HUMAN!â
âI most certainly will!â
âTHISâ! OH, ITâS SIMPLY TOO HEARTBREAKING! APPRENTICE!â He clapped twice. âTELL THIS POOR HUMAN WHAT HARDSHIPS AWAIT THEM IN THEIR FUTURE!â
Sans came over to take a look at your palm. âyeesh. looks like youâll die sad and alone if you donât give us all your credit card information.â
âNot happening,â you said, shaking your head with a smirk. âHow many people have you pranked today, Papyrus?â
âACTUALLY, YOU WERE THE FIRST ONE TODAY! HOLD ON A SECOND!â He threw his cloak off. âHOW DID YOU KNOW?! SANS! WE MUST LEAVE! ABORT MISSION!â
âabort mission?â
âABORT MISSION!â Sans grabbed Papyrusâ arm and they vanished into thin air. Watching through the window, you saw Papyrus scoop Sans up and start sprinting down the street. You could still hear their voices. âWHOâS HOUSE ARE WE GOING TO NOW?â
âundyne and alphys are next.â
âWAIT, BUT THEIR HOUSE ISââ
âin the opposite direction? yep.â
Dorks.
Papyrus is precious and should be protected at all cost.
I love them so much, these Skeledorksâ¤

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Hold on wait whatâs thisâ
A C C U R A T E.
Itâs times like these when I question who my favorite really is: UT Sans or UF Sans. On one hand, UT Sans is adorable and nicer, but on the other hand, UF Sans is adorable in his own burnt marshmallow way and realistically speaking weâre probably more compatibleâ
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