Daria Volkov

I mean it! You bring light to my life, and when you're not around, I feel like a piece of me is missing. You are the most important person to me. I think that you're perfect.

Yes! Yes, um! The- The same! To you! I lo- I- Hahaha! You're my anchor, Yekaterina. I've never met someone like you before, and I think I should have met you years before I actually did, just so I can have a life with you in it for longer.

Oh, how I wish we had met earlier. It would have...saved me a lot of trouble. And I want to be with you for as long as possible. I...I couldn't live without you anymore, I think.

I feel the same. I promise to be with you until death.

I mean it! You bring light to my life, and when you're not around, I feel like a piece of me is missing. You are the most important person to me. I think that you're perfect.

Yes! Yes, um! The- The same! To you! I lo- I- Hahaha! You're my anchor, Yekaterina. I've never met someone like you before, and I think I should have met you years before I actually did, just so I can have a life with you in it for longer.

I should monitor my fiancée's account. She seems to be making some...interesting acquaintances.

Interesting, huh? I had no idea you liked me so! How charming!

Hm. You could say that. You're certainly spending a lot of time with her.

What can I say? We traveled the world together and she makes good company.

Does she really?

Well it's not as if you have any standing anyway. You wouldn't know how the world works.

Really? Wow. I had no idea. I well I better ask my wonderful Countess Yekaterina to educate me. What's the point of being ignorant? Hm, Prince?

Stop bringing Yekaterina up. She's unrelated.

My apologies. I assumed this conversation was started by talking about Yekaterina's friends. I find it's only customary to keep her relevant.

I meant stop talking about her every sentence! She's not the center of the universe!

She's the center of mine. She's not the center of yours? I thought you were her betrothed?

Why is she? Don't you have other friends? She's my fiancée because no one else would marry her. She's nice, I guess, but not the center of the damn universe!

No. I don't have any other friends. Anymore. Don't you know Moscow fell? And plus, even if I did still have my friends she would rule over them all like the legend she is and deserves to be called. Too bad for you that you're too blind and stupid to see it, you utter shit eating buffoon. Take that salt out of your eyes so you can stop sitting like you have a stick up your ass and looking like you ate sand.

Lèse-majesté! Yekaterina will be hearing about this. She needs to make better decisions regarding the company she keeps.

Don't make her choose sides! You're such a puppy kicker. (Even though I have an inkling as to who she would choose.)

I'm not making her choose sides! This isn't an argument! Not like she could choose your side if it was

I don't know. Choosing between her fiancé and her best friend just because you're mad about the facts I'm telling? Sounds like picking sides to me.

You're getting on my nerves. You are not her best friend, just some random woman she happened to be traveling with anyway.

Maybe you should talk to your future wife more if that's the assumption you're making.

I talk to her plenty.

What's the color of her eyes?

Blue, probably! Most people here have blue eyes!

Probably? What shade?

Navy.

Is it not?

No. Try again.

Azure.

No. Do you ever look at her? Her eyes are one of the many highlights of her face.

I haven't had many chances to see her because of the blight. And her eye color is not that important. why do you keep complementing her??

She's my biggest ally and my greatest friend. Maybe you would start to know what that's like once you stop being a bitch. Pardon my language, I know you get offended terribly easily.

I'm not offended! It's just mutiny to insult a PRINCE.. remember your place.

how?? how could you have her favor?? what do you have to offer?? you couldn't even marry her to further her status! and I know she's not keeping you around for good company, you are the most annoying person I've ever met!

Wow. He's delusional too.

I should monitor my fiancée's account. She seems to be making some...interesting acquaintances.

Interesting, huh? I had no idea you liked me so! How charming!

Hm. You could say that. You're certainly spending a lot of time with her.

What can I say? We traveled the world together and she makes good company.

Does she really?

Well it's not as if you have any standing anyway. You wouldn't know how the world works.

Really? Wow. I had no idea. I well I better ask my wonderful Countess Yekaterina to educate me. What's the point of being ignorant? Hm, Prince?

Stop bringing Yekaterina up. She's unrelated.

My apologies. I assumed this conversation was started by talking about Yekaterina's friends. I find it's only customary to keep her relevant.

I meant stop talking about her every sentence! She's not the center of the universe!

She's the center of mine. She's not the center of yours? I thought you were her betrothed?

Why is she? Don't you have other friends? She's my fiancée because no one else would marry her. She's nice, I guess, but not the center of the damn universe!

No. I don't have any other friends. Anymore. Don't you know Moscow fell? And plus, even if I did still have my friends she would rule over them all like the legend she is and deserves to be called. Too bad for you that you're too blind and stupid to see it, you utter shit eating buffoon. Take that salt out of your eyes so you can stop sitting like you have a stick up your ass and looking like you ate sand.

Lèse-majesté! Yekaterina will be hearing about this. She needs to make better decisions regarding the company she keeps.

Don't make her choose sides! You're such a puppy kicker. (Even though I have an inkling as to who she would choose.)

I'm not making her choose sides! This isn't an argument! Not like she could choose your side if it was

I don't know. Choosing between her fiancé and her best friend just because you're mad about the facts I'm telling? Sounds like picking sides to me.

You're getting on my nerves. You are not her best friend, just some random woman she happened to be traveling with anyway.

Maybe you should talk to your future wife more if that's the assumption you're making.

I talk to her plenty.

What's the color of her eyes?

Blue, probably! Most people here have blue eyes!

Probably? What shade?

Navy.

Is it not?

No. Try again.

Azure.

No. Do you ever look at her? Her eyes are one of the many highlights of her face.

I haven't had many chances to see her because of the blight. And her eye color is not that important. why do you keep complementing her??

She's my biggest ally and my greatest friend. Maybe you would start to know what that's like once you stop being a bitch. Pardon my language, I know you get offended terribly easily.

I'm not offended! It's just mutiny to insult a PRINCE.. remember your place.

I should monitor my fiancée's account. She seems to be making some...interesting acquaintances.

Interesting, huh? I had no idea you liked me so! How charming!

Hm. You could say that. You're certainly spending a lot of time with her.

What can I say? We traveled the world together and she makes good company.

Does she really?

Well it's not as if you have any standing anyway. You wouldn't know how the world works.

Really? Wow. I had no idea. I well I better ask my wonderful Countess Yekaterina to educate me. What's the point of being ignorant? Hm, Prince?

Stop bringing Yekaterina up. She's unrelated.

My apologies. I assumed this conversation was started by talking about Yekaterina's friends. I find it's only customary to keep her relevant.

I meant stop talking about her every sentence! She's not the center of the universe!

She's the center of mine. She's not the center of yours? I thought you were her betrothed?

Why is she? Don't you have other friends? She's my fiancée because no one else would marry her. She's nice, I guess, but not the center of the damn universe!

No. I don't have any other friends. Anymore. Don't you know Moscow fell? And plus, even if I did still have my friends she would rule over them all like the legend she is and deserves to be called. Too bad for you that you're too blind and stupid to see it, you utter shit eating buffoon. Take that salt out of your eyes so you can stop sitting like you have a stick up your ass and looking like you ate sand.

Lèse-majesté! Yekaterina will be hearing about this. She needs to make better decisions regarding the company she keeps.

Don't make her choose sides! You're such a puppy kicker. (Even though I have an inkling as to who she would choose.)

I'm not making her choose sides! This isn't an argument! Not like she could choose your side if it was

I don't know. Choosing between her fiancé and her best friend just because you're mad about the facts I'm telling? Sounds like picking sides to me.

You're getting on my nerves. You are not her best friend, just some random woman she happened to be traveling with anyway.

Maybe you should talk to your future wife more if that's the assumption you're making.

I talk to her plenty.

What's the color of her eyes?

Blue, probably! Most people here have blue eyes!

Probably? What shade?

Navy.

Is it not?

No. Try again.

Azure.

No. Do you ever look at her? Her eyes are one of the many highlights of her face.

I haven't had many chances to see her because of the blight. And her eye color is not that important. why do you keep complementing her??

She's my biggest ally and my greatest friend. Maybe you would start to know what that's like once you stop being a bitch. Pardon my language, I know you get offended terribly easily.

I should monitor my fiancée's account. She seems to be making some...interesting acquaintances.

Interesting, huh? I had no idea you liked me so! How charming!

Hm. You could say that. You're certainly spending a lot of time with her.

What can I say? We traveled the world together and she makes good company.

Does she really?

Well it's not as if you have any standing anyway. You wouldn't know how the world works.

Really? Wow. I had no idea. I well I better ask my wonderful Countess Yekaterina to educate me. What's the point of being ignorant? Hm, Prince?

Stop bringing Yekaterina up. She's unrelated.

My apologies. I assumed this conversation was started by talking about Yekaterina's friends. I find it's only customary to keep her relevant.

I meant stop talking about her every sentence! She's not the center of the universe!

She's the center of mine. She's not the center of yours? I thought you were her betrothed?

Why is she? Don't you have other friends? She's my fiancée because no one else would marry her. She's nice, I guess, but not the center of the damn universe!

No. I don't have any other friends. Anymore. Don't you know Moscow fell? And plus, even if I did still have my friends she would rule over them all like the legend she is and deserves to be called. Too bad for you that you're too blind and stupid to see it, you utter shit eating buffoon. Take that salt out of your eyes so you can stop sitting like you have a stick up your ass and looking like you ate sand.

Lèse-majesté! Yekaterina will be hearing about this. She needs to make better decisions regarding the company she keeps.

Don't make her choose sides! You're such a puppy kicker. (Even though I have an inkling as to who she would choose.)

I'm not making her choose sides! This isn't an argument! Not like she could choose your side if it was

I don't know. Choosing between her fiancé and her best friend just because you're mad about the facts I'm telling? Sounds like picking sides to me.

You're getting on my nerves. You are not her best friend, just some random woman she happened to be traveling with anyway.

Maybe you should talk to your future wife more if that's the assumption you're making.

I talk to her plenty.

What's the color of her eyes?

Blue, probably! Most people here have blue eyes!

Probably? What shade?

Navy.

Is it not?

No. Try again.

Azure.

No. Do you ever look at her? Her eyes are one of the many highlights of her face.

I should monitor my fiancée's account. She seems to be making some...interesting acquaintances.

Interesting, huh? I had no idea you liked me so! How charming!

Hm. You could say that. You're certainly spending a lot of time with her.

What can I say? We traveled the world together and she makes good company.

Does she really?

Well it's not as if you have any standing anyway. You wouldn't know how the world works.

Really? Wow. I had no idea. I well I better ask my wonderful Countess Yekaterina to educate me. What's the point of being ignorant? Hm, Prince?

Stop bringing Yekaterina up. She's unrelated.

My apologies. I assumed this conversation was started by talking about Yekaterina's friends. I find it's only customary to keep her relevant.

I meant stop talking about her every sentence! She's not the center of the universe!

She's the center of mine. She's not the center of yours? I thought you were her betrothed?

Why is she? Don't you have other friends? She's my fiancée because no one else would marry her. She's nice, I guess, but not the center of the damn universe!

No. I don't have any other friends. Anymore. Don't you know Moscow fell? And plus, even if I did still have my friends she would rule over them all like the legend she is and deserves to be called. Too bad for you that you're too blind and stupid to see it, you utter shit eating buffoon. Take that salt out of your eyes so you can stop sitting like you have a stick up your ass and looking like you ate sand.

Lèse-majesté! Yekaterina will be hearing about this. She needs to make better decisions regarding the company she keeps.

Don't make her choose sides! You're such a puppy kicker. (Even though I have an inkling as to who she would choose.)

I'm not making her choose sides! This isn't an argument! Not like she could choose your side if it was

I don't know. Choosing between her fiancé and her best friend just because you're mad about the facts I'm telling? Sounds like picking sides to me.

You're getting on my nerves. You are not her best friend, just some random woman she happened to be traveling with anyway.

Maybe you should talk to your future wife more if that's the assumption you're making.

I talk to her plenty.

What's the color of her eyes?

Blue, probably! Most people here have blue eyes!

Probably? What shade?

Navy.

Is it not?

No. Try again.

I should monitor my fiancée's account. She seems to be making some...interesting acquaintances.

Interesting, huh? I had no idea you liked me so! How charming!

Hm. You could say that. You're certainly spending a lot of time with her.

What can I say? We traveled the world together and she makes good company.

Does she really?

Well it's not as if you have any standing anyway. You wouldn't know how the world works.

Really? Wow. I had no idea. I well I better ask my wonderful Countess Yekaterina to educate me. What's the point of being ignorant? Hm, Prince?

Stop bringing Yekaterina up. She's unrelated.

My apologies. I assumed this conversation was started by talking about Yekaterina's friends. I find it's only customary to keep her relevant.

I meant stop talking about her every sentence! She's not the center of the universe!

She's the center of mine. She's not the center of yours? I thought you were her betrothed?

Why is she? Don't you have other friends? She's my fiancée because no one else would marry her. She's nice, I guess, but not the center of the damn universe!

No. I don't have any other friends. Anymore. Don't you know Moscow fell? And plus, even if I did still have my friends she would rule over them all like the legend she is and deserves to be called. Too bad for you that you're too blind and stupid to see it, you utter shit eating buffoon. Take that salt out of your eyes so you can stop sitting like you have a stick up your ass and looking like you ate sand.

Lèse-majesté! Yekaterina will be hearing about this. She needs to make better decisions regarding the company she keeps.

Don't make her choose sides! You're such a puppy kicker. (Even though I have an inkling as to who she would choose.)

I'm not making her choose sides! This isn't an argument! Not like she could choose your side if it was

I don't know. Choosing between her fiancé and her best friend just because you're mad about the facts I'm telling? Sounds like picking sides to me.

You're getting on my nerves. You are not her best friend, just some random woman she happened to be traveling with anyway.

Maybe you should talk to your future wife more if that's the assumption you're making.

I talk to her plenty.

What's the color of her eyes?

Blue, probably! Most people here have blue eyes!

Probably? What shade?

Navy.

I should monitor my fiancée's account. She seems to be making some...interesting acquaintances.

Interesting, huh? I had no idea you liked me so! How charming!

Hm. You could say that. You're certainly spending a lot of time with her.

What can I say? We traveled the world together and she makes good company.

Does she really?

Well it's not as if you have any standing anyway. You wouldn't know how the world works.

Really? Wow. I had no idea. I well I better ask my wonderful Countess Yekaterina to educate me. What's the point of being ignorant? Hm, Prince?

Stop bringing Yekaterina up. She's unrelated.

My apologies. I assumed this conversation was started by talking about Yekaterina's friends. I find it's only customary to keep her relevant.

I meant stop talking about her every sentence! She's not the center of the universe!

She's the center of mine. She's not the center of yours? I thought you were her betrothed?

Why is she? Don't you have other friends? She's my fiancée because no one else would marry her. She's nice, I guess, but not the center of the damn universe!

No. I don't have any other friends. Anymore. Don't you know Moscow fell? And plus, even if I did still have my friends she would rule over them all like the legend she is and deserves to be called. Too bad for you that you're too blind and stupid to see it, you utter shit eating buffoon. Take that salt out of your eyes so you can stop sitting like you have a stick up your ass and looking like you ate sand.

Lèse-majesté! Yekaterina will be hearing about this. She needs to make better decisions regarding the company she keeps.

Don't make her choose sides! You're such a puppy kicker. (Even though I have an inkling as to who she would choose.)

I'm not making her choose sides! This isn't an argument! Not like she could choose your side if it was

I don't know. Choosing between her fiancé and her best friend just because you're mad about the facts I'm telling? Sounds like picking sides to me.

You're getting on my nerves. You are not her best friend, just some random woman she happened to be traveling with anyway.

Maybe you should talk to your future wife more if that's the assumption you're making.

I talk to her plenty.

What's the color of her eyes?

Blue, probably! Most people here have blue eyes!

Probably? What shade?

I should monitor my fiancée's account. She seems to be making some...interesting acquaintances.

Interesting, huh? I had no idea you liked me so! How charming!

Hm. You could say that. You're certainly spending a lot of time with her.

What can I say? We traveled the world together and she makes good company.

Does she really?

Well it's not as if you have any standing anyway. You wouldn't know how the world works.

Really? Wow. I had no idea. I well I better ask my wonderful Countess Yekaterina to educate me. What's the point of being ignorant? Hm, Prince?

Stop bringing Yekaterina up. She's unrelated.

My apologies. I assumed this conversation was started by talking about Yekaterina's friends. I find it's only customary to keep her relevant.

I meant stop talking about her every sentence! She's not the center of the universe!

She's the center of mine. She's not the center of yours? I thought you were her betrothed?

Why is she? Don't you have other friends? She's my fiancée because no one else would marry her. She's nice, I guess, but not the center of the damn universe!

No. I don't have any other friends. Anymore. Don't you know Moscow fell? And plus, even if I did still have my friends she would rule over them all like the legend she is and deserves to be called. Too bad for you that you're too blind and stupid to see it, you utter shit eating buffoon. Take that salt out of your eyes so you can stop sitting like you have a stick up your ass and looking like you ate sand.

Lèse-majesté! Yekaterina will be hearing about this. She needs to make better decisions regarding the company she keeps.

Don't make her choose sides! You're such a puppy kicker. (Even though I have an inkling as to who she would choose.)

I'm not making her choose sides! This isn't an argument! Not like she could choose your side if it was

I don't know. Choosing between her fiancé and her best friend just because you're mad about the facts I'm telling? Sounds like picking sides to me.

You're getting on my nerves. You are not her best friend, just some random woman she happened to be traveling with anyway.

Maybe you should talk to your future wife more if that's the assumption you're making.

I talk to her plenty.

What's the color of her eyes?

I should monitor my fiancée's account. She seems to be making some...interesting acquaintances.

Interesting, huh? I had no idea you liked me so! How charming!

Hm. You could say that. You're certainly spending a lot of time with her.

What can I say? We traveled the world together and she makes good company.

Does she really?

Well it's not as if you have any standing anyway. You wouldn't know how the world works.

Really? Wow. I had no idea. I well I better ask my wonderful Countess Yekaterina to educate me. What's the point of being ignorant? Hm, Prince?

Stop bringing Yekaterina up. She's unrelated.

My apologies. I assumed this conversation was started by talking about Yekaterina's friends. I find it's only customary to keep her relevant.

I meant stop talking about her every sentence! She's not the center of the universe!

She's the center of mine. She's not the center of yours? I thought you were her betrothed?

Why is she? Don't you have other friends? She's my fiancée because no one else would marry her. She's nice, I guess, but not the center of the damn universe!

No. I don't have any other friends. Anymore. Don't you know Moscow fell? And plus, even if I did still have my friends she would rule over them all like the legend she is and deserves to be called. Too bad for you that you're too blind and stupid to see it, you utter shit eating buffoon. Take that salt out of your eyes so you can stop sitting like you have a stick up your ass and looking like you ate sand.

Lèse-majesté! Yekaterina will be hearing about this. She needs to make better decisions regarding the company she keeps.

Don't make her choose sides! You're such a puppy kicker. (Even though I have an inkling as to who she would choose.)

I'm not making her choose sides! This isn't an argument! Not like she could choose your side if it was

I don't know. Choosing between her fiancé and her best friend just because you're mad about the facts I'm telling? Sounds like picking sides to me.

You're getting on my nerves. You are not her best friend, just some random woman she happened to be traveling with anyway.

Maybe you should talk to your future wife more if that's the assumption you're making.

I should monitor my fiancée's account. She seems to be making some...interesting acquaintances.

Interesting, huh? I had no idea you liked me so! How charming!

Hm. You could say that. You're certainly spending a lot of time with her.

What can I say? We traveled the world together and she makes good company.

Does she really?

Well it's not as if you have any standing anyway. You wouldn't know how the world works.

Really? Wow. I had no idea. I well I better ask my wonderful Countess Yekaterina to educate me. What's the point of being ignorant? Hm, Prince?

Stop bringing Yekaterina up. She's unrelated.

My apologies. I assumed this conversation was started by talking about Yekaterina's friends. I find it's only customary to keep her relevant.

I meant stop talking about her every sentence! She's not the center of the universe!

She's the center of mine. She's not the center of yours? I thought you were her betrothed?

Why is she? Don't you have other friends? She's my fiancée because no one else would marry her. She's nice, I guess, but not the center of the damn universe!

No. I don't have any other friends. Anymore. Don't you know Moscow fell? And plus, even if I did still have my friends she would rule over them all like the legend she is and deserves to be called. Too bad for you that you're too blind and stupid to see it, you utter shit eating buffoon. Take that salt out of your eyes so you can stop sitting like you have a stick up your ass and looking like you ate sand.

Lèse-majesté! Yekaterina will be hearing about this. She needs to make better decisions regarding the company she keeps.

Don't make her choose sides! You're such a puppy kicker. (Even though I have an inkling as to who she would choose.)

I'm not making her choose sides! This isn't an argument! Not like she could choose your side if it was

I don't know. Choosing between her fiancé and her best friend just because you're mad about the facts I'm telling? Sounds like picking sides to me.

Isn't it funny? This woman looks almost exactly like моя любова Daria. @masterstorygiver

Aw! You're always so kind! Ignore how I look like a tomato.

Countess! What beautiful writing you have here! I had no idea you had such an eye for poetry, or I would have asked you about it sooner. Trust me, it's amazing.

Thank you Daria, you are too kind. I would never have been able to write this without you, you were my inspiration. You still reign supreme in the writing department, but I figured I'd try my hand at it.

You reign very well too, considering you're the Countess. Very multi-talented, indeed. Don't discredit yourself, возлюбленная.

Oh, thank you! You really are so sweet. As well as charming, and compassionate, and...well, I could go on forever.

You know I could as well. <3

I'm going to get a swelled head if you keep going on like this! Really, you flatter me.

You look good in an ego. Maybe you should wear it more often?

Oh, stop it. I'll have to, what with all that you're saying! My face is a bit pained from how much I'm smiling.

You look stunning in a smile too. Actually, how about I sum it up to you look amazing in everything?