A Butler's Work Is Never Done

“That son of a bitch was supposed to get away from you and this town Y/N, not here during our date!”

“Do it. Your precious stupid Y/N won’t come back. She/He was sobbing your name, the poor thing. You let her/him die. Those beautiful eyes fading down while I was destroying this stupid human. I loved that. And I’ll envoy that memory for ever, even in the Empty.”

“Not enough for my Squirrel.”

“Sorry Sleeping Beauty, the nap’s over.”

“He is more careless than me! And you didn’t even take my side! I can hunt too Sam, you know it! And you know me! For God’s sake, I’m your girlfriend/boyfriend, not his!”

“Really?! Awesome!”

“Y/N?”

“I know. And happy birthday again Dee.”

“I swear that if she/he is hurt, you better not try to stop me Sammy.”

“Like you care.”

“Good. Now, let’s talk about that amazing car you have.”

“I’m her/his guardian angel.”

“If you did something bad to my nighean, I swear I’llmake you regret it Winchester. And pray that she doesn’t found out about your little adventure with those witches, she isn’t really the forgiving type. My girl, after all.”