Who Thought Gender Was A Good Idea?

are u going to make it weird or do i have to??

I think I deserve a tattoo and a trip to the book store

cursed to be a tumblr user forever

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i do be wishing the best for y’all. life ain’t easy

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

stairs are so funny. falling 100 meters will kill you. solution? fall 10 centimeters a thousand times.

they invented all those neat si prefixes and people still talk like this

falling a hectometer will kill you. solution? fall a decimeter a kilotime.

there's art inside me trying to get out

it is an honor 2 be in ur computer

we used to get christmas episodes of television. halloween episodes. valentines. we used to get television that felt like part of your life. like it was happening alongside your life. now we mostly get 8 episodes dropping all at once every two years and they don't have time for any of that. i miss characters living alongside us

ask not for whom poob has it

poob has it for thee

I hate ai and I will be insufferable about it