Problematic Fave
Zulema Zahir
This motherfucker
aka MY WIFE
She’s beauty she’s grace she’ll shoot you in the face.
Ride or die until she’s not, then you are fucked.
Hardcore as fuck.
Wild™ and Evil™
So much sass I can’t even.
International criminal.
Wants to scape from prison so badly.
Will do ANYTHING to be free. And I mean anything.
Survived a lot of shit, honestly.
Her teenage years were sad af.
Ran away from her home and family when she was really young because they wanted her to marry an “Old man, a pig, with two other wives.”
Considers a sassy romani girl her sister.
Highkey feminist.
“Neither gadji, romani, muslim or christian. Here, we are all women and owners of ourselves.”
Has zero time for your homophobia.
Wanted to kill a rapist, I 150% support her.
Hates 80% of men.
Had a love story à la Bonnie and Clyde.
Doesn’t do drugs for pleasure.
Is a mess when she does drugs.
Loves her pet scorpion.
Makeup on point.
Drama queen.
“I’m the elf from the fucking Hell”
She once threw mashed potatoes to another inmate. Multiple times.
So, so, SO intelligent. Also likes classical music.
“Do you think I’m Hannibal fucking Lecter?”
Sings really well.
“Yalla yalla Habibi, yalla yalla tenam.”
She’s muslim and loves Christmas.
Pretty even when she cries.
Zulema in a miniskirt deserves 666k gifs and posts.
REALLY done with everybody and everything during season 2.
The local police hates her, she laughs in their face. Multiple times.
Negotiates another inmate’s life, on the phone with the inmate’s father.
Bargains a girl’s life for a bar of chocolate.
I thought she was the only real straight character but after a scene in 2x08… Yeah, that shit wasn’t straight at all, fight me.
