What are you lookin' at?

He's not that much bigger than I am, how can he possibly be this heavy?

So it's... the exact same language, it just happened all on its own and without them knowing about Orlais. That's a little hard to believe, even for me.

Next thing I know, you'll tell me they really do have dwarves and Qunari, they're just called something else.

A baby dragon, huh? You're sure they don't grow up into the real thing, like mister librarian here? Not that I'm sorry to hear there aren't any dragons off campus, trust me.

That's really weird, no shit. Nothing but humans, only half the animals, who knows what the countries are called here. And not a decent tavern within a mile of campus. I wonder if they have animals we've never heard of, that'd be a fair trade.

What else don't they have here? They have cats, right? I've seen pictures.

I'm working on that too, but I have to say that's not my priority right now.

I'm trying to help, and I don't need your lip.