Im Here To Escape

This little guy is experiencing Thoughts and Emotions

unfortunately i want to make purchases :(

oversharing online is so important cus like what if someone needed to know that

i hate when you see a good post about how visible aging is sexy and then the notes are full of people making it about men. like i'm sorry do you live in a world where men are taught to fear any sign of having lived past the age of 25 while women are somehow celebrated for it??? do you think wanting to fuck that old man is revolutionary?? should we throw a party??? should we invite pedro pascal???

my coffin shaped locket is the perfect size to fit one singular ibuprofen

stop wasting space and add another

god it's like nobody even cares that [problem i've taken great pains to make sure nobody will acknowledge] looks like i have no choice but to make it worse in isolation for reasons i can't articulate and don't understand

I hate applying for jobs. “desired salary for this role” one billion dollars next question

There needs to be 400 hours in the day so I have more time to do fuck all

I post for the bitches who stutter, misspeak, mumble, and speak with an incoherent flow that only makes sense if you are in my brain