Womp Womp

Soldier Boy: If you need a cock, I have it right here

Hughie: I don’t want to ruin your mood but she asking for her pet, rabbit

Soldier Boy: *Punch Hughie*

Y/n: *Whisper to MM* Why a book of Bibble gotta do with this situation?

MM: It’s Buca Di Beppo Y/n

Y/n: Oh . . .

Soldier Boy: did she just ca—

Hughie: It’s meant you’re attractive man

Soldier Boy: Can yo—

Y/n: *Gasp* Wait, does that means you only watch porn on dvd? So you jerk off in front of the TV?

Soldier Boy: . . .

Y/n: H—

Soldier Boy: *Pull out gun and shoot you on the head*

Y/n: *Back to being alive* So back to previous question

Butcher: *Holding SB’s gun down* It’s no use mate, ya have been shooting her for like 20 times for the last 30 minutes now

Hughie: I— I’m sorry Y/n but my heart already belongs to Annie

Y/n: Sooo how about Butcher..?

Hughie: What about him?

Y/n: Is he available?

Hughie: . . .

Y/n: *Sigh* Fine fine, how about him then? *point at Soldier Boy*

Soldier Boy: Come to daddy, sweetheart

Y/n: I don’t hate you

Hughie: Really? What you like about me?

Y/n: Your boss, Billy Butcher

Hughie: . . .

Butcher: Can’t blame her now aren’t we

Butcher: Oit luv, I think ya need to back away from it

Y/n: Come on Butcher don’t be a pus—

Soldier Boy: *Blasting his chest at you*

Butcher: *Sigh*

Y/n: Holy fuck, I thought I was dead *getting up from the grounds*

Hughie: You just did Y/n for like 10 times today

Y/n: *seeing a naked Soldier boy* mannn I thought his dick gonna be bigger…… typical American white man

MM:…

Y/n: but who am I to judge

Kimichie:…

Hughie: You just did Y/n *secretly offended*