Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

So many women are looking for a “masc lesbian” but what they really mean is that they want a top who has their life together lmao

“You got masc vibes even though you are a femme” do I? Or do you just think that confidence and competence are inherently linked to masculinity?

Like if you want someone to top you till you cry then you should just say that. There are many women who can provide, many of them femme.

But also it’s kind of rude to assign gender roles and sexual preferences to someone just because they’re masc. just because she wears a snapback that doesn’t mean she’s a top or able to fix your car or whatever.

Beware The Bitches That Be like Dot Dot Dot Before They SAy Shit

...what did he mean by this?

...you know EXACTLY what he meant.

I’m working on myself. I should be emotionally available by 2027 I can feel it.

I hope everyone loses the world cup and then the universe explodes

wishing all outdoor workers, delivery drivers, people who have to walk to work, bus riders, etc a very Don't die in this heat

AND HOMELESS PEOPLE!!!!!!

earlier i saw someone on here say "god forbid men do anything" as though society holds men to any kind of standards at all

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope