I think if zoidberg moved into bikini bottom he wouldnt look out of place at all i wouldnt even notice him there

I like how polite he is because he isnt intruding but curious somewhat

there’s just always something fucking happening

Look I know this is a scientific publication but you don’t understand— we need to include milk and cookies in the photo. We have to. Otherwise the science suffers

saying cats don't contribute to the household is slander: they do have a job and it's going into mystery crevices and collecting all the cobwebs on their stupid little head

woah.. do you know any other abilities of creatures

🦨💨

if you complete one task off your to do list you should be allowed 3 days of chilling afterwards as a reward

I am a really really big fan of this whole filming and putting pro-shots of musicals in theater

shakespeare really popped off when he wrote "a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing." i love using that to describe media i think sucks shit through a metal straw

I used to really like the ✨ emoji but now she's best friends with AI and I feel like I can't trust her anymore

NO do NOT let them win. We can save her. We can wrest her association back from AI. She doesn't deserve this and we can't abandon her.

everytime i see this it makes me want to buy from them exclusively

@pissvortex

black mold and lead can’t affect me because i’m pure of heart

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions