SHAZAM!

This Is Too Much Power, If I'm Honest.

Art by SUN KHAMUNAK

Bibshorts goddess!

Simone Di Meo's variant cover for LAZARUS PLANET: REVENGE OF THE GODS #1

"So is it like a 'regular guy cursed to become a dummy by a local trickster' situation or did it just-- decide to be sentient on a random Tuesday and pick up a life of crime?"

"Excellent question. Really."

" I thought that was one of Batman's villains. Are you telling me there are two evil ventriloquist dummies on the loose?"

"No no! Not Scarface. Dummy is JUST the dummy. Walks around with floppy little legs and everything."

"...You know, I didn't really know what I expected, but it wasn't that."

"Then there's Herkimer-- His power is that he has a crocodile head. That's it. Or the sentient ventriloquist dummy--"

" Trust me, I wish I was making it up. I'm sure you got some equally bizarre enemies of your own."

"Well there's the talking telepathic evil caterpillar."

" Yeah, and then it came back for revenge-- With teeth! So many teeth!"

"You're making this up now--"

"Close-- A sentient gooey alien."

"I will-- count my blessings that my embarrassment wasn't alive then."

" We've all had our black suit phases. It's...unnervingly common, now that I think about it."

"Was yours latex?"

Mary’s got her game face on The New Champion of Shazam! #4