a single spaghetti noodle on the kitchen floor

in retrospect it's pretty funny that the most used computer port for many years just completely sucked shit to the point of there being normie memes about it

I mean when your biggest tech issue is "takes an extra 10 seconds (at most) to plug in if you're not paying attention" that's pretty good! Imagine if you had a printer and the printer's biggest problem was that the paper took a few tries to insert into the tray. You'd want to fuck that printer.

I'd want to fuck that printer.

hey sorry i can't come out tonight i have a thing

if I fought 50 badgers at once I would lose

if I fought 60 badgers at once I would do even worse

there really are only 3 kinds of skyrim mods and its 1) Female NPCs Improvement Overhaul. Converts all female NPCs into having cock destroyer bodily proportions (tagged as lore friendly) 2) 8K Speck of dirt retexture and remodel. Overhaul of a unique speck of dirt found in Hjoldir's Cavern (4GB download) 3) fart thu'um

having a mutual who’s a good artist literally feels like beyonce saw me at a supermarket and decided to make me her best friend

"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

VAGINA!!!!