a single spaghetti noodle on the kitchen floor

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*

it might be fucked up to say but honestly sometimes the only thing i want in life is for a big sister to buy me a milkshake and then pat me on the back and tell me she's proud of me and likes who i've become while i kick my feet and smile really wide sipping on my milkshake. but saying that is enough to get you cancelled these days. what with the woke left and all

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.