Slam Bam Thank You ma'am

This rapid slide from attempted machismo to sweet tender feelings is what happened to the show, too.

This is a really poignant illustration of the seductive nature of glorifying war but that is a LOOK and she is SERVING it

I've seen Death depicted as a card dealer or other sort of gambler, a guy in a suit, a farmer, a robed apparition, and any other number of things, but this? This has to be the best Death I've seen yet. An old seductress saying "hey kid, don't you wanna die in a trench for a government that doesn't give a fuck about you, just like your dear old dad?" This goes hard as fuck.

insane what ovulation will do to a mf

huge thanks to this post for giving me the working title for my mpreg fic.

glug glug

Freddie Mercury may very well have had the biggest dick energy of anyone who ever lived

how could this post leave out the best line which iirc comes shortly after: “who do you want to be handing menus and a color palette to? david bowie or a fucking mormon?”

this little freak has a plan, for sure