We're all a Little Crazy.

today when my coworker went to lunch i said “munch munch it’s time for lunch” and the assistant manager was like “carson do u ever.. think before u say things like that never do that again”

my therapist????

Explains why I look like a 12 year old stoner thanks

i never hit reblog so fast in my life

me, with tears in my eyes: time to make a joke

This is the greatest two seconds of my day.

this is the greatest two seconds the world will ever see

Yall sont understand this is the funniest thing ive experienced in weeks

Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.

these middle schoolers read better than my high school honors english class

I REALLY HAVE TO REBLOG THIS IM SORRY THE FUCKING TEACHER

“Stop being dead right now”

That’s the reaction of an adult who delights in what you just did, but is in the position of Enforcing The Rules, so they have to tell you to stop anyway

Every time I see that glee face he gets its like “fine I guess I’ll reblog”