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The other thing that jumped out at me most in that promo as New for Hangman is that he name-dropped big details of where he lives again when that's been a huge kayfabe 'I'm not telling you even the state'.
Also yes, return of his cue card subtitle, recently had a vasectomy is interesting, but I'm eyeing that shirt that dropped 'support local pollinators and vengeful cowboys' and thinking about the minion/bee post from last month. Pride shirt but I'm hella broke.
Everyone is getting rightfully excited about the New Day and MCMG and sad about Kairi's retirement but I see the big picture now and it's even more Beautiful if I'm right.
Because Hangman can't challenge for the only title he's ever cared about before, the one he's defined himself by for his entire adult life. The man who needs an audience to tell him he's a good man, a belt to prove it, no longer has a tangible prize to reach for. So something or someone(s) else will need to fill that bottomless pit he has that needs validation.
Like, remember the time the Dark Order begged him to be their new cult leader after their beloved cult leader unexpectedly passed away tragically, and he was... Surprisingly adept at it and only turned it down because of commitment issues?
They sure made him feel good about himself, huh?
MJF just hanged him again, like Swerve as the Fiend did at Full Gear, (they're bonded now, tied together...) and he's resurrected in full.
-Marina literally sent Mina flowers and tried to get break up her marriage
-Marina gave Mina at least 2 bouquets (we can extrapolate that, at least) AND outright told Toni to her face that she was interested in her wife/looking to pursue her more. Not even Timeless Toni Storm could scare off Marina.
-Marina laughing and smiling each time Mina hit her during their No Holds Barred match
CC x JM
-king and his loyal knight but also the king is a dog and the knight is his handler
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-the sheer amount of love and support they have for each other!!! rheas character growth!!! rhea went from being alone and untrusting of anyone to having iyo by her side and consistently supporting her, even now when theyre on separate brands!!! the way that its reflected in rheas gear and makeup, the way she used to use almost strictly black and purple to incorporating reds and pinks and even white!!! the way they wear each others merch, the way they still pop onto the other brand to defend each other... they are THE ship to me
-Just look at them! Have to be the most popular wlw ship in WWE right now
-They bring me joy
Do it for 20+ years of being the effin' best tag team in the world, with a number of kisses and cuddles that make their powers stronger and their haters very uncomfortable, especially when they are at their most evil. They have a habit of picking up insanely powerful trios partners like Pokemon cards then dropping them when bored, the ones who survived were the ones who understood they were the +1 to the marriage.
-the sheer amount of love and support they have for each other!!! rheas character growth!!! rhea went from being alone and untrusting of anyone to having iyo by her side and consistently supporting her, even now when theyre on separate brands!!! the way that its reflected in rheas gear and makeup, the way she used to use almost strictly black and purple to incorporating reds and pinks and even white!!! the way they wear each others merch, the way they still pop onto the other brand to defend each other... they are THE ship to me
-Just look at them! Have to be the most popular wlw ship in WWE right now
-They bring me joy
We're already up against a juggernaut guys someone is gonna have to suck it up and submit some real buckcest propaganda besides just 'iykyk' and I'm about to go to sleep if no one else has in 6 hours I will
I think your cultleader!hangman headcanons may be coming true because the dark order resigned with AEW not long before the hangman announcement. That seems way too coincidental.
Nah that just seems like renewal schedule season for OGs like Jack Perry. Maybe! But the boys seem to be doing more in ROH and behind the scenes these days (and with Mystery wrestling etc), but I'm still waiting to see if the sinister six show up.
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Babes of Wrath (Harley Cameron X Willow Nightingale)
Aussie Open (Kyle Fletcher X Mark Davis)
Voting ended onJul 10
Propaganda:
Babes of Wrath
-Those are MY women's tag champs
Aussie Open
-They have so much chemistry. Turn the volume up on any old Aussie Open match to hear Davis calling "Come on baby. You can do it, babe. You got this baby, come on," at Kyle from the apron, and Kyle whining "Davis, Davis, Davis!" while reaching for him as the other team's torturing him in the middle of the ring. Great stuff. Like come on... Davis even became part of the DCF so they could still be together after Kyle did... all that. That's true love. That's his boy.
I can smell Orange Cassidy being squeezed to snapping by the day like oil from rinds.
It naturally feels like it's going to be a truly 'reluctant' heel turn, but that doesn't mean he's doing 'whatever'. What we're seeing is what happens when the chillest, calmest introvert you know is ignored and pushed past their limits, then ignores the warning lights, and keeps going until the day comes they no longer can.
I always thought Kyle was the ticking time bomb of repressed emotional stress and rage in the Conglomeration, and maybe he still is (See his Hey!EW Interview), but Orange Cassidy definitely has his darker sides. The difference is, he had people who knew him and could keep an eye on that for him. It was usually Chuck and whoever else was backing him up there to play handler to his Hulk, slap the power limiting sunglasses on his face, make sure he got enough naps and action movie time and orange juice when he needed it so that his worst murder kitten ideas weren't implemented without just cause.
So maybe this was inevitable back when Chuck died, but the warning signs didn't really start until back when Roddy started tagging with the Conglomeration, and Orange Cassidy tagged with Toni Storm for a while. Because the women wrestlers were exporting their gimmick of using their tag partners as weapons to the rest of the division, and Toni Storm absolutely used that with OC to great effect, tangoing and waltzing up a storm with him to decimate the competition. And so, naturally, when he started tagging with Roddy and the boys again, why not do the same thing? It got huge pops, and everyone loved it, including OC it seemed.
Except, it wasn't the same. Because with Toni, all OC had to do was go limp and hold on, and let himself be ragdolled around the ring and safely pulled back into waiting arms. And with the boys... well it started fine. Being thrown onto a pin. Then a cannonball. Then a few more aggressive spots. He started wincing. His ribs started hurting. Even Taz is pointing out 'I don't know if Orange Cassidy likes that.' He's a bit old for this. It's a bit active. They're sure tagging a lot now, huh? Do they have to end every match with this spot?
Jim described OC as 'a wrestler who doesn't want to wrestle, who will do anything he can to avoid wrestling'. And the Conglomeration was the perfect place for that after his international title, the loss of the belt he cared about most and defended tirelessly as the lazy workhorse. A place to just chill out with a gaggle of lighthearted babyfaces who were more about having a good time and being... Friends (not best friends, he's not ready for that yet, or maybe ever again) than they were about winning championships or tournaments.
But the Conglomeration is... Changing. It's been slow, sure. But the old faces aren't here. And the ones that are suddenly much more worried about getting and holding titles than they were. Hologram is El Clon now. Mark won the TNT title and challenging MJF for a World Title shot. We spent months convincing Roddy to Conglomerate officially and now that he is and Kyle is back, we're already immediately Tag Trios champs who have to defend those belts. All the time. And now he has to fight Andrade? Whatever. Fine. This is just his life now, I guess.
It's feeling a lot more like the Undisputed than the Conglomeration. And now... Takeshita in the Conglomeration? Really? The guy who just got dumped publicly for spending more time on his career than his family and partner? The Conglomeration isn't bad, they're just naturally evolving. But I don't think OC wants to evolve.
And all the people who focused on him in the group aren't there any more.
Statlander is gone.
Yuta is in the Death Riders whose 'work harder every day' mentality is antithetical to OC, even without the betrayals.
Chuck is Dead. And his ghost is only showing up to tell OC to fuck up Trent in the Don Callis family.
The thing is, unlike Kevin or Fletcher or anyone else, OC doesn't have an easy escape plan. Where's he going to go? What faction will take him? His home is slowly turning into somewhere he doesn't want to be, and he isn't someone naturally inclined to be on his own.
I see a man just waiting for an easy way out. Any way out. But for all that water follows the path of least resistance, dams will still burst eventually under pressure.
I don't think The Conglomeration even realizes that they've become neglectful or hostile to his needs, because he just isn't the type to verbalize them. After all, they're including him all the time, right? He doesn't want or need that. They're dragging him out from where he's literally hiding under sheets to nap to make him wrestle. They're making him part of the team, making him a champion, even incorporating his backpack gimmick into the whole trio-
Actually, let's talk about the backpacks. Because I think that's the best example of the disconnect going on between the Conglomeration and OC right now.
The Conglomeration become trios champs as soon as Kyle get back (OC seems surprised and exhausted by the thought of this but, okay, whatever) and being good bros who support their friend with Roddy now Conglomerating too, they all have JanSport backpacks to bring their trios belts to the ring!
This is a sweet gesture by Kyle! He's including OC, and doing something akin to trios outfits while still allowing the Conglomeration to maintain its individualistic style. When Mark gets a TNT belt he gets a backpack with a similar style print on it for his belt too! It's fun!
At least, that's the thought. They're not mocking OC, not at all. But, I don't think any of them remember, or maybe even knew at all, that the Backpack was more than just a weird little quirk of OC's. That he cared enough about it to cut a promo where he Talked.
He Talked, for quite a long time. About the international belt. The one he was very passionate about, and defended like hell for a recordbreaking reign. About how he carried that belt and protected it even though it was heavy and every time he had to carry it to the ring it got a little heavier.
That backpack wasn't a little quirk. It was both the briefcase Moxley held the championship in, but more. A lodestone around his neck that he dragged as a responsibility and privilege.
And now Mark Briscoe has one in black and white camo, Roddy carries one in a single hand like it's an awkward prop, and hell, Takeshita is going to show up with the belt he cared so much about in a bag like it one of these days, isn't he.
And now at the PPV we're treating them like magic sacks to pull out thumbtacks and Nintendos and thumbtacks and at least Willow still put orange slices in it, that's something. He hasn't had orange juice in so long.
You know who did just show up with a backpack with a belt in it? A simple, tactical military black bag, wrapped around his chest to protect it all the way to the ring?
Lio Rush.
(Author's Note: I think he should get rescued by The Rascalz. Give him Three Weed-Smoking Girlfriends to just feed him snacks and juice, have comfy blankets for naps at all times, put on The Fast & The Furious, and only need him to walk him to the ring and maybe tag in like, once in a blue moon for multi-man matches. They'd treat him right.)
OC leave them, run away with Lio Rush as your new husband(s) HE'll treat you right. HE knows what you need and what's up you'll be the mostly weirdly over tag team in AEW.
I see your hands shaking, you need some JUICE and a nap and to kill Kyle and take back your belt let go the last time there was a weird little rainbow goblin around it was the Best Friends take it as a sign!
-This relationship is genuinely timeless.
-They are two talented wrestlers, two fun characters with great chemistry on and off the ring.
-let's go lesbians let's go 💪💪
-They’re married in kayfabe and trauma bonded after their dalliances with Mariah May.
-they’re married and in love
Chorange
-Theyre literally husbands. Chuck got fridged theyre so married.
-They are so cutes my heart is fluttering. They miss their estranged son. They are sending him flowers in his BDSM death cult. God bless.
-They've been so closely involved in one another's careers for so long that you basically can't talk about one of them without bringing up the other. They've been each other's biggest fans since basically the very beginning. You can't walk more than 10 steps in the wrestling fandom without tripping over a photo of them cuddling in the ring. Chuck has referred to them as "married" on so many occasions. LOOK AT THEM.
-Their marriage is as old as the wind, their son is a little dog, they chew each others gum...Your honour, I love them.
-Known eachother for 20 years, lived together, multiple stories on the indies together over different characters, chuck is Orange's number one fan since 2008. Also I just spent a good 10 minutes chasing a cute picture of them because theres SO many
-Everything you learn about Chuck and OC's history together makes you believe in love, whether that's platonic or romantic. They're just so fun, have known each other for years, idk man that's his Chuck and that's his OC.
Guys I know we all love the toxi yuri but this ratio is killing me, please consider:
There are two marriages shown here with dead spouses.
One was possibly murdered by their wife out of a fit of jealousy after less than a six months of marriage for continuing to Tango with the other dead spouse's surviving husband of more than a decade, only a year after he was widowed from the Death Riders' killing his husband in a parking lot with a tire iron.
Also Orange Cassidy is going through a really bad time right now since his husband died and it's only getting worse as the Conglomeration falls apart.
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"You hear that guys? He's the Feeling. He's the Feeling."
Oh Thank Fuck I get to be an MJF girlie and do some unhinged ranting about his mental state and ADHD again it's been a bleak few weeks waiting for crumbs y'all and the Dynamite before All In gave a fucking cake.
I literally burst out and crowed 'There it is, There he fucking is' when Max snapped with "They loved me 'til you showed up and ruined it" and of course everything that came afterwards, but what I can't stop thinking about this morning is what came before.
The Triller cast was cut and delayed by 90 full minutes so I don't know how long that showdown really ran, but the back and forth fare between the two seems like it's fairly standard for Max at this point, minus his 'Murica gimmick, right? He's the backbone of this company, they need him for the ratings, he doesn't need to prove himself with ridiculous, dangerous, technical skills every week in the ring to be loved, just show his skills on the stick and his natural charms, etc... we've heard a version of this a dozen times, both in heel turn and not.
So what's different? What got under his skin?
Will cheated. And I'm not sure he even knew he was doing it.
MJF has locked himself into the cold, emotionless, I don't care about the fans or anyone else, 'I am about the ratings and business' mentality to protect himself from the massive RSD he suffered during his injury and rehab. "I'm about the facts, and facts don't care about feelings."
So any attacks on him? Fine. But then, we see Will start to attack his professional career, his title run, and arguably the peak of his career so far at Wembley last year at All In 2023 (taking out the emotional layer) with the resolution of his tag-team partnership /Face turn arc with a looming betrayal by Adam Cole in a match that's been regularly listed as one of the best written and emotional moments of pro-wrestling in the last decade, which Will called "two friends jerking each other off, innit"
MJF responds a bit more aggressively, but then there's a line that catches me off guard every time I hear Will Ospreay say it the next round.
"There's something that I know about wrestling, and the history books. They can easily be rewritten. What can't be rewritten is How People Feel."
Like... boy. What. I'm dying laughing over here, that is... Hilariously naive or you're just saying shit. But I'm looking at Max's face now and he's not laughing, because he knows that's not true at all. The fans rewrote how they felt about him, then they did it again, and he didn't have control over why. And then Ospreay taps into another MJF classic theme: Isolation vs the desire for Unconditional Love, ironically the thing he is mocking MJF for thinking he had last year.
"That's why I can't lose, not in front of my wife, my family, this support system, and I know why you don't like me, because it took you four years to win 'em over, and it took me four beats of my music to win 'em over."
So now MJF's new position is much more classic: show Ospreay that he's just MJF a year ago. The fans are fleeting, love doesn't stay, the Feeling goes away, and it's worse when it does if you aren't ready and nobody prepared you. All you can rely on are the Facts. It's for the best. One little ADHD wrestler kid to another. He's going to help him see that.
Because Ospreay? Ospreay is being a hypocrite. He's trying to paint himself as The Feeling while also being the technical whiz kid flipster who's above all the emotional gimmicks and plot and drama that were Max's forte. And you know what? That's fine. Totally fair. But he has to learn the price that Max did. That you lose the crowd, the adoration, getting to be the golden boy. You can restore wrestling to its pristine glory, or be loved. But not both. Never both.