KayFabe is Dead, Long Live Kayfabe

begging everyone who likes women and blood to watch some of these ♡

I watched the infamous Candice LeRae Guerilla Warfare match and You're telling me there's a wrestling match that's just fucked up intergender wrestling with Nick Jackson having, and I say this in the MOST loving way, THE most feral gremlin vibes where he and his incestuously coded pretty-boy brother are beating the shit out of The Interlopers into their territory with a series of improvised props holding social commentary and increasingly sexual undertones to the violence until the teeny tiny little Final Girl eventually emerges, staggering victorious with her blonde hair matted to her face and cheerful little rainbow two-piece cutoffs running red with with her own blood while the audience cheers their hearts out that she has survived The Ordeal, ending with a shot of her exhausted bloodsoaked face turned skyward in disbelief she has survived.

Now don't you worry about my boyfriend