A random night on the Polar Tang
Penguin: so uhm... Captain?
Shachi: Pen and I have something to tell you...
Law:.. how much do I have to deduct from your share this time?
Shachi: woah, rude! Why do you assume we broke something instantly??
Penguin: Nothing happened! This is a serious matter!
Law: Oh? Consider me listening, then. What's so pressing you're barging into my quarter at this late hour?
Penguin: well... you see... Shachi and I aren't as straight as we thought we were...
Shachi: and as we are a crew we thought you should know we are dating now!
Law: *staring exasperated at the two blushing, nervous men*..... and the sky is blue. Why are you telling me this now? Isn't it a little bit late for that?
Shachi: wait. what? Why are you so calm?!
Penguin: and what do you mean 'a little late'? we came straight to you after deciding on this!
Law:... Are you two for real now...? I wedded you two myself. 6 fucking years ago! You're even wearing wedding bands around your neck ever since?!
Penguin: WE'RE WHAT NOW??!!
Shachi: WE DO WHAT NOW??!!
Law: what the fuck do you think those are??? You insisted on me doing you the honor that very night. I still don't know where you even got those rings from. Nor do I want to, to be honest.
Penguin&Shachi: huh.... Well... Friendship rings of course?
Law: *can't hold his snort any longer* sure. friendship rings. And that smooching session at the end of the ceremony was just kissing 'the homies good night', I get it.
Penguin: Damn. Did we even go on a honeymoon? I feel betrayed out of my matrimonial rights now.
Shachi: huh.... well. we're just dating for barely 20 minutes, but if you wanna cash in on that, I'm game, dude.
Law: oh for fucks sake...if you don't need anything else, get out!
Shachi&Penguin: Aye Aye, Captain~!
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