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I saw a post about Shane and Ilya being sad that they can't thank each other in their acceptance speeches like other can with their spouses and it got me thinking:
Ilya wins his first awards and hes got nobody he really wants to thank after his team and coach cause he he hates his family but he knows his speech is too short so on impulse he goes "And I want to thank Shane Hollander for being slightly worse than me this season". Everyone knows it was going to one of those two, so everyone thinks hes an asshole to say that but whats new so it works for him. But from then on it then becomes a bit for both of them to thank each other in their speeches in a snide way as a reason they won.
Shane winning the Art Ross Trophy (Awarded to the player who leads the league in total points at the end of the regular season). and going "special thanks to Rozanov for missing at least 5 shots this season, he was a huge help"
Ilya winning the Conn Smythe Trophy (Awarded to the most valuable player for his team in the playoffs.) "Just want to give a quick shout out to Hollander for getting knocked out in the second round this season. Must hate to see me up here."
They find a way to mention the other in their speeches every time all the time.
and every time, they sit in their seats like
You people have beautiful minds
And he's doing so well, too.
Tell me ‘bout it 🚬
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Hookup era Hollanov where Shane is just so tired and sleepy but he wants to have sex with Ilya so bad but his thrust are rocking him back and forth and his chest is so warm and Shane’s eyes are closing heavy and only barley fluttering open again. Ilya leans in and is grinding now more than thrusting and whispering all sweet in Shane’s ear “Oh so tired. So sleepy under me. But you still need it don’t you, need me so bad even when barely awake.” And Ilya meant it more as teasing but then Shane is nodding against his shoulder, breathing deep and holding him with this weakening grip and Ilya is feeling a lot more turned on but also a lot more conflicted. It’s too sweet, too intimate, too painful and all Ilya wants is to give in and cuddle Shane so close while he drifts off to the sensation of Ilya fucking him so tenderly, being everything he needs to feel content and relaxed and safe
But for now it’s too much. He finishes them both off quickly, giving Shane a few face pats to keep him awake. It’s not as hot as it was a few moments ago and Shane’s smile has gone from dopey to polite, and Ilya makes the rushed excuse of a shower so he can try to run away from the aching in his heart
When he gets back Shane is out cold, somewhat literally since he didn’t pull the covers up. Ilya gives himself a moment of grace under the guise of being a good hookup and careful cleans Shane with a warm washcloth, lingering a little longer than necessary, and tucking him in properly. Ilya feels his legs freeze under him as his task is now complete, and without thinking too much about it leans down to kiss Shane’s sleeping form, petting his hair as he shifts and sighs
Ilya’s leaves after that, like always, unaware that he’ll eventually get to settle the buzzing in his chest, in both their chests, at a scenic cottage where he’s never expected to leave
yeah the reason ilya’s depression gets worse in ottawa is not because he hates ottawa and hates the centaurs. like don’t get me wrong it doesn’t help that he’s suddenly in a new place and on a shit team. but that’s not the problem. the problem is that he’s spent almost a decade playing the game of ‘well if i had what i wanted then i’d be fixed’ and then he got what he wanted - his dad is gone and he doesn’t have to go back to russia or have contact with his horrible brother and shane loves him and he loves shane and they’re going to be together now - and unfortunately it didn’t fix a damn thing
Let me tell ya. That was Ilya’s first time Frotting .Not just with Shane, with anyone . The look on Ilya’s face is not just someone who is turned on. It’s a look of astonishment, amazement , surprise and wonderment.
Ilya seems to not know what Shane is doing, and Ilya allows Shane to take control . Shane’s ministrations send Ilya into an emotional territory he has never been before . He knows at that moment he is Shane’s forever .
Exactly how I like it 🤌
One thing about the Hollander men; if you hit them with a social situation they don't know how to react to, they will straight up leave ✌️
call that the Hollander Goodbye
thoughts and prayers to ilya, who is marrying into a family of flight risks 🙏
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