Dude... no.

[text-Taylor] Not for now. I'm not father material, man. You definitely are.

[text-Dylan] That was funny. I literally laughed out loud. [text] Thank you, man. It's really awesome, actually. I get to experience life as an uncle and it's the best thing ever.

[text-Taylor] Nope. Not cut out for the daddy thing. I'm more of the cool uncle type.

[text-Taylor] Damn, you're a sap... it's really fucking sweet, though.

[text-Dylan] Right. So. Long story short, my father is different than originally thought and I have this really cool, really tall, really Texan other family. And my brother Jared has three kids and a fourth on the way with his husband.

[text-Taylor] They better bring it. I'm getting back into it now that I'm cleared. [text] I could tell, she looked really thrilled to see all that pink confetti.

[text-Dylan] Please don't. I've become pretty fond of living. [text] NO. No babies for me. My brother is having a little girl, though.

[text-Dylan] I don't hate you, I understand. I'm really excited for both of you!

[text-Taylor] No shit? Damn, boy. You're going to have your own hockey team at this rate. [text] Congratulations though, brother. That's amazing news.

[text-Dylan] All the babies!! Congratulations, man!

[text-Taylor] Dude, what is this news I'm hearing?

misskhud: @mrmark I'm going to pretend that you DIDN'T say that.

misskhud: @mrmark Daddy is going to LOVE this.

misskhud: @mrmark Ugh, get a room. And not ours.