I party hardy

Right right, a manskirt. But it just feels flowy and plain… revealing! For me, at least.

And I shall respect that! Besides, we’re not Scottish, we’re AMERICAN.

I almost believed you with that ‘inner scot’ thing, you know. But wouldn’t that be like wearing a skirt, the most uncomfortable piece of clothing in the entire world?

Correction: a manskirt. The most manly piece of clothing in the entire world.

Ahh, understandable! Sometimes I make videos with only tyler oakley’s booty shorts on. Kilts, seriously? You would wear a kilt?

I channel my inner Scot that way—no part of me is Scottish. At least you get the freedom of not wearing pants while still having something on your bottom.

Oh, no, /that/’s because I play video games without my pants on. An alternative, you say? Simple. A kilt.

It’s all in the time management. No, not mine. It’s been a thing since then, and I just pretty much live up to it.

OOC

“Are you SURE you don’t have spare time to do sPARE things in?”

Nah, of course I do! Sometimes I spend them with my pants on, but because this is America, I have the freedom to not have them on. Home is where the pants aren’t!

OOC

Then we’d cook up a mean steak in my backyard or something, very LA, I love it. Without.. Without pants… What do you do in your spare time, mister Fischbach?

I have no spare time.

I’m available during thursdays to saturdays, we can do it at my house so that we can get an MDK done, too! I feel you, sometimes it’s lonely to just talk to yourself in a video.

Oh yeah, that’d be great! Only if we’re dealing with meat, of course, but that’s up to you. I hear you, especially without pants on.

Sounds riveting, I love it! When do you think we can do this collab?

Why, when are you available? I mean, all I do is talk to myself while playing video games. It’s nice to have some company.

I don’t know either, that’s about the only game I know. Sure thing, I don’t know what that is, but I’m excited!

You make a creature of sorts, and you just take over things and kill small creatures.

Sure thing, That would be exciting! Although it might turn out messy, alright maybe something else. Mmmaybe pokemon? You can decide!

Hmm, I don't really know how we can do a collab of Pokemon, though. Ooh, how about spore?

Oh, nothin’. Just checking out some...British tea.

Yes. Yes? Yes. Hundred percent. Yes. 

Goody goody gumdrops, then. Oh, we could do a challenge where we play Mole Hammers while making smoothies.

That’s wonderful! We can play anything, really, it doesn’t even have to involve cooking. I’m actually really excited!

Then shall we play a nice rousing game of Mole Hammers?