Seven shades of LOVE!~

"SHE DOESN'T HAVE TRUE LOVE, THAT'S ALREADY A BIG SIN"

"Besides it's not like she did anything bad, she made Satori, who has Three Eyes..."

"INTO TWO EYES!"

Some people tend to seek help suiting her needs on those who would not have a good chance to, at best, shoot danmaku in their faces on sight. These are individuals possessing what is defined as common sense. Then there is Kogasa Tatara, whose problems began with her difficult position as an umbrella, which ill-suited her being part of a category of people to begin with. Hardly any news for anyone even remotely acquainted with the tsukumogami; coincidentially, it was one such person that had perched herself atop her thoughts in the latest days, having made her way through a newly formed veil of darkness looming from the possibility of new tragedies boiling in life’s pot.

"Err…"

Hesitation in her voice should have come after having knocked on the door to the mansion, true, but maintaining any semblance of self-control was proving to be quite the ordeal, with the minuscule, seemingly judging eyes of hellravens piercing her from more angles than she was willing to risk checking. The fact that they had yet to attack was at least positive… right? They weren’t waiting for the best moment to do so, were they?!

"WHAT IS THAT? FAMILY PROBLEMS?! OhohoHO! YOU CAME TO THE WRONG PERSON, what's Satori going to do, read minds to death? Oh no no NO! YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG!"

"You see what happens to people like Parsee? WE COULD SEE THAT HAPPENING LIKE THE NEXT ANIME SEASON! But luckily! I FOUND THE SOLUTION!"

3 weeks had passed since Ichirin was instructed to seek out Eientei. The task had left her exhausted, and only upon her return did the fatigue show. Descending toward the Myouren temple steps on Unzan’s fist, many ‘Welcome backs’ were thrown about. Among the crowd that did so, the nun realized there were some people she had never met before. She would have gone to rest straight away, but thought it would be rude if she didn’t greet them properly right now.

"AANNDD I'M JAVEEEEERRRRTTTT. DO NOT FORGET MY NAME"

"Actually, it does! Did you know that 'shit' can be used for fertilizer for growing plants? It goes, but it leaves behind a beautiful tree in it's place~"

“Shh. It’s alright, Doppelganger. I can make men bleed down there too. There’s no need for women to bear the entire burden!” 

“YOU MEAN YOU WOULD SERIOUSLY DRINK FRO-…”

“… Nothing, nothing, continue on~ Drink it allllll up~”

“… (I think I’m beaten at my own game.)”

“Drink? Drink!? Nu, nu! You are completely missing the point! I’m not going to ingest the blood. I’m going to… to… hu-hu-hu. Hee-hee…”

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