mario movie thoughts

why is this account suddenly gaining traction again

Do I rename to garfield movie thoughts? Is there rebirth after violence?

They ask me “how I do it” and by “it” they mean stare at photos of dark ambivalent big headed creatures and aliens all day without even getting bored.

Need a bad bitch with dandruff to beat me upside the head

White girl save me.

“You’re just not on my level,” I say as I dig a hole with my bare hands and disappear far beneath the earth.

And who even give a flip.

ARUUUUUHGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHGHH.

Dear Reader, if Macklemore announced his homosexuality, would we even pay it mind?

My ant son named NumberLetter is already head of his preschool class because of his many name related proficiencies.

It’s because you’re always on that damn Gorilla Detection Device.

Boy if Macklemore came out as gay would we even care?

No one even talks about the fact that 3 years ago Macklemore was unwillingly dragged into the mirror dimension by 7 evil devils and his final words were literally “I HAVE TO DELAY THE RELEASE OF THRIFT SHOP 2 - INTELLIGENT DANCE REMIX!” and he was like screaming and crying as well.

Celebrities reading mean tweets has been cancelled after Pitbull left the building in tears over a tweet reading “I wish he’d just get more bald!”

Worlds funniest guy is actually just approximately 1 million ant and insects hitting keyboard buttons at rando.m

If you’re a fan of Taylor Swift you have GOT to give this a listen!: [6 hour audio loop of witch cackling, potion bubbling, screams of the damned, etc.]