One time...

so last summer i bought a shirt at walmart. it smells like piss, like it permanently smells like piss. but i didnt know that when i bought it. i guess i forgot to sniff it before buying it bc thats a thing i normally do. but like no matter how many times i fucking wash it it still smells like piss. and then i have this image of like a baby pissing himself while his mother was trying on clothes in the waiting room, but the mother didnt have baby wipes with her so she saw this shirt hanging up and just used it to clean up her baby. and then later on a worker picked up the shirt and re-folded it and put in the shelf (she forgot to smell it too). and now i have a shirt that has permanent crusty baby pee on it and i cant fix it. and now when ever i wear it people think that i pissed myself. but i still wear it bc fuck that i like the shirt.