Shameless (U.S) sentence starters (feel free to adjust to fit your muse):
“Silence in our house usually means someone stopped breathing.”
“GIVE ME THE GODDAMN METH!”
“What the FUCK is wrong with you?!?”
“I want to see the world!”
“I’ve seen it. It’s a piece of shit.”
“Circle doesn’t start with a ‘S’? What the fuck?”
“This place is a shit hole.”
“Do I tell you about EMT shit? Leave the goddamn stealing to the experts.”
“This is not a dictatorship. This is America. Give me liberty, or give me meth.”
“All I had to do was pull out and you would have never been born.”
“Your mother told me she had something valuable for you kids, but that it might be dangerous to retrieve it.”
“I WAS NINE AND I WAS TAKING CARE OF YOU!”
“Said the DEA could be involved.”
“She didn’t give a shit about anyone else but herself”
“As long as it’s under a dollar, they don’t care what we charge them.”
“If you want to piss away every single chance that comes your way, that’s your problem, but don’t drag me into it.”
“I’m a good mom. I would never do half the shit that you’ve done to us. Why are you even here?”
“At least turn around and look at me.”
“Don’t you think you should have asked me before giving out free drinks?”
“This house has been weird recently.”
“Yeah, you’ll see me tomorrow because I’m gonna be waking up next to you.”
“Wait, we’re going to leave an angry Russian with a hard on in our bedroom?”
“Do you wanna talk for a minute?”
“What? I was going to say something nice. You have a great ass, it makes up for your small tits.”
“What the fuck is an honor code?”
“She thinks it will solve all her problems.”
“Even the homeless get better stuff than us.”
“I told them I was part black, they didn’t believe me.”
“I am kept woman. You want good life, find someone to keep you.”
“My other wife doesn’t love how you sold our wife into sex slavery.”
“Who do I give a BJ to around here to get a meal?”
“Your thing is kinda weird. It has all this extra skin and it freaks me out.”
“Set ‘em up, bar keep. My liver’s been on vacation and I got a months worth of drinking to catch up on.”
“You want to get shit faced in the middle of the day. Vodka’s best. Believe me. I know. I’m Russian.”
“They call it distance learning. Know what I call it? Discrimination”
“Can you fucking believe that shit?”
“Okay, here’s a lesson: use condoms.”
“It’d be funny if he actually showed up.”
“My tent’s right up there.”
“You could do things with your tongue that would make a rattlesnake blush.”
“I just got us the house back. I’m not getting booted out.”
“He/She/They wasn’t taking advantage of me. We’re in love!”
“I want to know why you think I owe you anything.”
“This is bible study __. We’re here to praise Jesus, not ask him for favours.”
“You smell like a toilet.”
“Nobody wants to fuck Mary Poppins.”
“Forget that barbecued Greek.”
“I’m a naturally helpful person.”
“Fuck that house, and fuck your goddamn dead beat family.”
“You’ll need someone to pick you up, you’ll be heavily medicated. Do you have a husband or boyfriend?”
“You go anywhere near __, I will set you on fucking fire.”
“I can tell when someone’s being cagey, or being a shit because I spent most of my life being both.”
“It’s your hormones. You leak from your face until the babies come and then you leak from your titties.”
“Yo white girl, I don’t know you.”
“You ghosted him. Now, you’re ghosting your baby.”
“Knives are in the drawer if you want to do a home abortion.”
“He’s coming back. His parents are ass holes.”
“I’m sick of hearing about your dead girlfriend.”
“They pay four dollars for espresso. They can suck my balls if they want.”
“It totally looks like you just fucked a tadpole.”
“Guess our reputation as a shit hole is still safe.”
“What is the matter with you people?”
“He/She/They probably killed herself just to get away from you.”
“Use the downstairs toilet if you’re so fucking desperate.”
“Happy is overrated. Grow up, __.”
“You have made me happy. I’ve never been very happy.”
“Could I possibly be doing a worse job at raising these kids?”
“__, __, I’m finally happy. People like us, we can be happy. I love him and that’s the most important thing, to find somebody to love, right? Who loves you back for who you are. I want that for you.”
“Why won’t you ever let me be happy?”
“You can’t have a boy in your bed!”
“No you’re not. No you’re not.”
“Does she/he make you happy or is it just about the sex?”
“Let’s go get drunk and buy a gun.”
“We should clarify something, because for me personally, part of feeling alive is being alive!”
“Drinking age in my country is four…and a half.”
“You know, having a Russian sex worker isn’t ideal for child care.”
“Yeah, but she/he/they does come in handy.”
“I know! Let’s get crack!”
“I’m not homeless, I told you. I have a home, I’m just not welcome there.”
“Such wisdom for one so young.”
“I got nowhere else to go.”
“Fuck you! I’m __, I was just getting started. Fuck you pancreas! Fuck you cells! Fuck you med school! Fuck you!”
“You think you scare me? Bring it bitch.”
“What if he/she/they shows/show remorse?”
“It means you say you’re sorry.”
“Sucks to be you! College is so much better without school!”
“Eh, it’s a tragedy when a young man ends up behind prison bars.”
“Oh, don’t blame yourself.”
“Spare me, __. Your kid did not get arrested because of me.”
“Let’s be honest, __ was not exactly destined for great things. Pack your shit and get out.”
“Hey, I’m sorry I’m late.”
“So either fight for this marriage or cut him loose. Let him lick his wounds and move on, ya know? This halfway thing you’re doing, giving him space, it’s kind of fucked. Right? If this is a relationship you wanna save, then you gotta fucking save it.”
