teenage dirtbag

I didn’t mean to! Fine, by the way I ate the other half of your subway sandwich

Yeah, yeah I bet you didn't! BRYSON, you little cHUB.

You don’t have to do that for me. Straighten out your priorities, turd. Sure, I’ll head over in a few. I’ll just finish this first.

My priorities are perfectly fINE, and I am not a turd, ya...boob. Mkaay, Brys on his way too.

I roll a lot it must have fELL. I don’t mind, I wouldn’t have got mad. But I’m heading over in a few.

Yeah I know you do, I got punched in the forehead last night by you. Well next time I'll be sure to wake your ass up then! 

I won’t take away from your make out time, with Bryson. I told him the same thing. I’m good, I’ll have a smoke and then it won’t matter.

I can always reschedule make out sessions to talk with you, ya doof. Wanna come to Carter's for some ice cream and TV?

Sigh, fine. Even though you lEFT ME

I left a lil sticky note on your forehEAD telling you where I went! I didn't want to wake you, you were sleeeepy.

Yup, over tired and over thinking things. I’m going to have a smoke and then everything will be better. I’m too tense.

If ya need to talk, or some company, or anything I'm here for ya. Alright?

I have my car, I’ll drive over after I get my stuff

Can you get my bag of stuff by my bed? Pleeease baaabe.

What am I doing? Is this what the rest of you go through? This thinking thing? I need a smoke.

......You ok, Tyson?

I wake up from a nap and Mariah’s house is like empty besides Camilla probably plotting murder in her room and it’s real creepy

I didn't wanna wake ya babe, you were sleepy! I'm at Carter's, want me to come get you?

Alright, and noT hammy.

Are too Hammy. There's an old lady asking where the milk is at the grocery store.

You know what would be cool? If you got me ice cream one day.

I only get ice cream for people I like, sorry.

Sounds good to me. You should get some freezepops while you’re there..

Fiiiine, fiine. I'll be there soon, hammy.

Oh, ya know, just comin’ to steal those Cheetos back.

That's fine, I'm going to get ice cream and go to Carter's anyways.

How ‘bout you just get me some?

I'm gonna go to the store and then come over and ice cream and stuff, okay?

I’ve been sleeping for the past six hours and I’m still tired.

WAKEY. Let's go get ice cream!

Whaddup

Playing Grand Theft Auto and eating a bag of Cheetos I found in your room. Hbu?