infinite

either that was a firework or another tribute is dead 

current first place: Mr. Mime. Not because Mr. Mime is particularly weak, but because if I ever saw a Mr. Mime in real life I would be filled with the exact power needed to kill a Mr. Mime

This is so unspeakably satisfying, holy shit

Omg its like glass

A cold Krispy Kreme donut

if catholicism/christianity is fake… mary really was in that for the long haul. she pulled the longest con in existence & even got her kid in on it

bus drivers who re-open their doors when they see someone running towards the stop are neutral good. any other kind of bus driver is automatically lawful evil

a white girl is lost in the woods and is about to be attacked by a bear. “why cant we all just be friends, bullying is so stupid, stop bullying <3” she says to it. the bear stops. he is confused. how the hell did she just say <3 out loud

less than three. 

if one more person adds this geek ass comment i will make sure u have less than three seconds left to live

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

date a girl who gasps when she sees dogs