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Five days remaining til next openaskbox!!!!!!

Here's the countdown post to lead up to the openaskbox event/stream on saturday!

Openaskbox streams happen when i get to the bottom of my request inbox and need to refill it again!

For these events, the askbox will open for the first time in months and everyone gets a chance to yeet up to three free requests my way. There’s a few rules you gotta follow for your request to be considered (only shitposts/no serious, no bigotry/assholery, keep the 75 max character count in mind, try to avoid dupes), and I'll elucidate further on these guidelines on the day-of post  

I will endeavour to write as many requests as I can during the event (which lasts around 6-8 hours) live on stream so people can hang out, chat, ask about calligraphy and the like whilst listening to some tunes. 

You can still pay me to write cards, but since I'll be frantically trying to get askbox cards done I up the price to five bucks a card if you'd like something written live. If your subscription to the channel renews, your free request get shunted to sunday

When stream time’s up, the askbox will close again and I’ll use the remaining hundreds of unanswered asks to fuel my regular 4 posts/day card posting schedule until the next time we run dry. 

After stream I'll spend a bunch of time filling my to-write document so there'll be a bunch of dashspam, then on sunday there'll be the usual 3pm calligraphy stream to get the next week's worth written.

See yall on tumblr and on the twitch stream then!

Phil: aw. Mate.

Wilbur: and you’re important to us!!

Scientist, politicians, and thousands of reporters gather to witness the aliens disembark the ship. A group of boulder-like creatures, clicking and whistling to the humans around them.

One of them raises something large and metallic towards the crowd.

There's an immediate recoil of fear (is it a weapon?!) before the audience realises it's human technology. A laptop, old and beaten and looks like it was put back together by a drunk.

The alien presses a button.

It is actually nuts how much Grace is canonically liked and likeable in PHM. Obviously there's all the hints about how much the crew like him, but even outside of that, we can see that in his pre-project life, when he wasn't 'important,' people wanted him around! His fellow teachers were asking him to hang out, and he had more friends than just Marissa! Who, by the way, hung out with him every Thursday night (insane amount of consistency for adult friendship tbh) for YEARS. Don't even get me started on how Marissa met him because he was the roommate of a guy she BROKE UP WITH. Imagine staying friends with your college ex-boyfriend's roommate for almost two decades??? To the point that you tell him about a world-changing problem before it's even public, just because it's him.

Soap operas.

I asked him: What is old?

And he said: You decide.

How would you answer that question, if you are/could be at an age you consider young?

I think.... what I want to be when I'm old isn't quite as useful to me as what I want to be *tomorrow*.

I want to be happy when I'm old. But I don't know what kind of things will MAKE me happy when I'm old. So today, I'm going to try to be happy

And I'm going to care about people

And make sure they FEEL that I care

And I want to build a comfortable home

[image 2: tags by nuntitled: #supine is when you lay on your s(u)pine #prone is when you lay on your pronis]

No transphobes allowed, only transborbs.

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the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)