my little loon

Sounds like you had a pretty eventful Saturday. 

I just want to eat pizza and cry.

Cobie Smulders. The bae.

I mean, she’s hot because she’s Robin. But have you seen Kendall Jenner?

Ugh, T Swizzle is the worst. But um.. mind telling me why?

It’s such a long story, but basically Taylor lied and tried to throw Kanye West under the bus. 

Dude, have you seen all the drama going on in the pop culture world. I’m not sure what’s happening, but I’m living either way. Team Kimye or Team Taylor?

Team Kimye all the way, words I thought I would never speak but true. What about you?

Eh, I’ve seen prettier.

Such as?

Is whatever team you are an option? I’m not sure what any of that means so..

Since I’m on Team Kimye, that means you’re on Team Kimye, and it totally counts. T Swizzle is the worst.

Oooh, those Kardashians. Who you marryin’ in that family? 

Kendall Jenner, my man. The prettiest girl to ever walk the Earth.

Who’s Kimye?

Kim and Kanye, aka, the worlds most powerful couple. Aka my heroes. Aka my future brother and sister in law.

You’re not a fool if you know the latest of the Anti-Taylor scandal. I say once you get the tatt, I’ll wear my shirt and we can go get our Team Kimye jackets made. I also couldn’t agree more, I think there was a point in life we thought Taylor Swift could relate to us, but as we grew older it turned out to be a sham. Oh my gosh, if I met them, I’d be way too starstruck. Sure, they’re not the best in personality, but–they are. 

Dude, dude, dude, yes queen. Wow, what’s your name anyway? You’re seriously the coolest person I’ve met in a long time and I feel like we need to hang out and talk about space or like, go see the new Ghostbusters movie or something because we vibe. You feel that vibin’? 

Didn’t think you’d be into all that drama.

Dude, I’m a future Kardashian/Jenner, I have to keep up with my family.

Why haven’t you yet?! That way we’d kinda match because I have a shirt that says it. Honestly, Taylor has some lowkey good songs but she’s just so serpent like, it’s no wonder she’s called a snake. Yes, let’s! We’d be the greatest Team Kimye club, they’d probably thank us with tickets to Kanye’s next concert.

Because I’m a fool, honestly. Next time I go to the tattoo parlor, it’s happening and we’ll rule the world with our matching shirt/tattoo. Dude yes! Like when I was a teenager I was a huge fan, but I dunno girl gets shadier the more she gets exposed. Imagine if we got to meet the actual Kimye, and the rest of the Kardash Clan. Maybe I can get Kendall to fall in love with me and I’ll be on their show.

I don’t think I’ve seen this much drama in the pop culture-sphere since Nicki Minaj went after Taylor and Miley. I’m definitely Team Kimye, I am so done with Taylor’s victimization. 

To this day I wanna get “Miley, what’s good?” tattooed on my ass, I swear to god. Same! I used to lowkey be in love with Taylor, but after years and years of her shady bullshit, I’m kinda over it. Let’s start a Team Kimye club, we can get jackets.