im searching for something that i can't reach

becoming and becoming and becoming

more ppl need to get hooked on this drug called album in order. not enough people on album in order these days

Album in order is a beautiful girl and she wants to give you a special kind of kiss through the ears

manousos to carol: you know that thing (points to zosia) would eat you if you died right?

Age regressing to 22

rosencrantz is dead, guildenstern is dead, and me I feel also not so good

The other day my wife told me about this influencer who said she needed to go on ozempic so she could go from 130 lbs down to 115 and I really cannot stress the degree to which we have so COMPLETELY lost the plot with this glp1 shit. Like not only are people are going on this shit for purely cosmetic purposes, the cosmetic purposes are delusional. This is the kind of mindset that gives people eating disorders but now because you can get a prescription instead of having to starve yourself or enduce vomiting a big swath of the general public seems eager to go along with it. Body Positivity did not go fucking far enough because I am being so real when I say that fatphobia is more of a public health crisis than obesity has ever been

for example nothing

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

it doesn't matter to cats what kind of bad week you're going through, they'll come into your room and start doing repeated bulldozer attacks on you