Mess With The Bear; Deal With The Claws

From the kitchen and cafeteria! Geez, think. Oh and we’d have to get bendy straws so it can work! 

I don’t think it is going to work, Al... You might have to shelve your plan for now...

Okay, okay. [ puts an arm around the other’s shoulder and pulls him close ] This is the plan. We go to the zoo at the weekend, right? And oh, we need like enough straws to reach from the zoo to the school and alot of general llama spit.

[blinks] I don’t want to know why you need llama spit... but I don’t see that working, Al. Where would we get the straws anyway?

Hey, what about you, Mr. I can talk to animals like it’s no big deal? You can just take revenge on people and be like, hey squirrels, you should totally throw nuts at that guy over there! Wait, can you control bugs— wait. Can you… control… an alpaca? This is important. 

Um... I have never tried to control or talk to bugs and I could at least talk to an alpaca? No guarantees it would do what I ask...

Am I the fairest in all the land? [okay now he’s joking]

[rolls eyes] The most beautiful. [snorts]

no, not at all.

...The prettiest.

Oh yeah, how’s that doing for you?

Pretty good! Obviously I can do claws... I can do ears too if I try... Eyes and teeth are still not happening though...

Yeah, but the teacher’s also a killjoy. Like wow, great way to make people enjoy your class is literally just lecture the entire time.

Ugh... I hate teachers like that... Not fun at all...

And yeah, urgghh it’s so boring though. When I signed up for chemistry I expected the cool shit too like oh I don’t know…exploding stuff and chemical reactions and fun projects, you know?

You need to know the why and how before you actually get to do it... but yeah, I know what you mean...

I just asked the teacher if I can borrow their laptop and I just messed with it a little! I was gonna do more but I still suck at doing that without it being obvious. [ laughs and gives the other a strong pat on the back ] I’m sure no one’s gonna find out about the claw mark you left!

[sighs] I hope not. I was trying the partial transformation thing again and I wasn’t paying attention to where I put my claws...

Anyways, at least I managed to find the answers to one of the homework sheets online… Thankfully. I get it but I’d rather not waste my night doing homework.

Ahh... that is lucky, eh? I don’t blame you if you already know all the material... I would use that sheet too!

Yeah… you should have stopped me when I signed up for them! Like seriously! Both are math related and it’s hell.

If I remember right, I tried telling you it was a bad idea but you were convinced that you could handle it...

Sure, just hide the fact that I messed with a teacher’s laptop and now it’s stuck playing Rickroll over again when they go to Google Chrome.

[chuckles] I’m almost afraid to ask how you managed to accomplish that, Al... But, gotcha. I know nothing...

I regret taking AP classes…. Are you in any AP classes I forget…

I’m in AP Psychology... You have 2, right?

You know what I always seem to get? Homework! 

I feel... Homework seems to be the downfall for all of us...