. I just want to be a page in your diary .

Take me down to Paradise City, where the grass is green and the girls be pretty, didn’t make sense not to live for fun, your brain gets smart but your ass gets dumb ooO I’ve! Become so numb! I can feel you there!

You’ve exactly captured the way my brain processes songs.

“By gum, I will row this boat by myself if I have to!”

Full Metal Alchemist sounds a lot less threatening when you describe it as two brothers taking on the SLAP EGG gang.

The first rule of writing is hoard notebooks

The second rule of writing is we do not write in our notebook hoard

I JUST LOVE THE FACT THAT THE SUBMARINE HAS A MANUAL WINDOW CRANK

there’s honestly nothing worse than an apple that’s not crisp like don’t come near me with that grainy soft shit, that weak ass crunch i’d rather die

kink: deleting someone’s pointless comment by reblogging the post from the same person they did