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This meme is inescapable on French insta so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy
I don't speak French so thank you to the many, many, many people in the notes going "Wait that's not 'can it' that's 'Shut the fuck up'"
Please return us to a world where Notp and squick are used for a ship you donāt like instead of just making up a load of bullshit about how immoral it is or w/e lolĀ
a short selection of concepts and phrases that used to be commonplace in fandom and weād really benefit from making that a thing again:
NOTP: the opposite of an OTP (One True Pairing). It is a ship a fan strongly dislikes. The word is a portmanteau of ānoā and āOTPā and thus is not a contraction of any particular phrase.
Squick: anything that is a deep-seated, visceral turn-off. Squicks may be shared by many fans or be specific to one; one personās kink may be another personās squick.
YKINMKATO, or kink-tomato: Your Kink Is Not My Kink, And Thatās Okay: used to indicate support for fannish diversity and to distinguish between disapproval or kink shaming and simply having different taste.
DLDR: Donāt Like, Donāt Read: a phrase used to warn against complaints about an aspect of fic or meta. A ālive and let liveā philosophy of fandom, which places the responsability for avoiding content one doesnāt want to see on the side of the fanwork consumer, rather that on the creatorās.
SALS: Ship And Let Ship: similar to the above specifically about shipping tastes.
YMMV: Your Mileage May Vary: a phrase used to acknowledge that any given individualās personal opinion on the topic at hand may differ due to their own tastes, standards, values, experiences, etc.
As the OP points out, all of these crucially imply no moral judgment of what theyāre designing.
(definitions lifted more or less wholesale from fanloreās relevant pages)
bring the healthy fun back to fandom!
If ever a time comes when I donāt reblog this when it appears on my dash, assume Iām dead
fantasy characters: āGeezā
me: who the fuck spread Christianity there
this two-years-old shitpost just gained a hundred notes who the snickerdoodles dug it up
W H A T
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In moments like this I always fall back on the fact that they also arenāt speaking English because they donāt have England or the many languages and conquering peoples that contributed to the creation of the English language and therefore the work musr be a translation into recognizable terms in our worldās terms. Call that Tolkien Brainrot.
Definitely funnier if you make fantasy explanations though,
Champagne is a wizard who sells bubbly alcohol.
Itās called English because of the original Lish people, all languages start with En here.
French fries are not potatoes theyāre roots of the french plant.
Goodbye is now short for āgood be your eyeā wishing you luck seeing the path ahead.
Jesus Christ is a long dead lich who used to cause everyone problems and we havenāt stopped saying her name when things go wrong.
And thatās the Pratchett approach

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No offense but where are the male porn bots
..and where are all the gods?
whereās the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?
Isnāt there a white guy to clutter up my feed?
Late at night I scroll and I block and I dream of what I need
I need a manwhore! š„š„š„š„
Can someone PLEASE answer my question
Part 2!
HAPPY 413!Ā š
I sent a letter today - something I havenāt done for years
Itās full of plastic bread clips
Itās for Science
At the risk of loosing some mystery, I think I should add some context:
Thereās this website-I mean, scientific organization called the Holotypic Occlupanid Reasurch Group.
They are a group of abiologists who study and classify Bread clips.
I found a species that has not yet been described:
Yay for citizen science š
wtf?
Update:
Apparently HORG is widely appreciated by pediatricians since knowing exactly what kind of Occlupanid a child may have swallowed makes removing it safely much easier
IIRC this is actually part of the reason HORG was started. A man swallowed a breadclip and the clip closed around part of his tissue linings (in his intestines I think?). The specific shape and flexibility of the clip were significant determining factors in the removal process, as some bread clips have spikes and prongs that would have made extraction more complicated. They started the taxonomy so they could work out extraction techniques for each type.
are you fucking kidding me occlu like oculus or close and panid like bread. its a fancy word for breadcloser
At first I thought this was just your standard shit post, but I have gained knowledge now.
Gib Chiggen was here šš

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Pink Prison, a comic I did for my color theory class this semester! we had to pick a color, research it, and do a piece related to it somehow. i chose pink :)
Shit this got me out here cryin in the club
TERFS do not interact
it got an update!!
iāve been squealing with joy at this for a solid fifteen minutes y'all šā¤ļø
I saw the original and Iām so pleased to see the update!
Another small update in the comments! Sorry for light mode lol
[ID: A collection of Reddit posts by u/takeyourmedsbro. Theyāre under r/MtF, and the first is marked as a discussion titled āTo all of you ladies, from a cis man.ā It reads:
I hope it isnāt totally out of order for me to post here, as a man I donāt want to take up your spaces so Iāll try and keep this as short as possible. Tw genital mention
I have full permission from my partner to post this and sheās read it all. There is a misconception that the only men a straight trans women can get with, is a chaser. It is very sad that many of you feel that way, and Iām sorry for how men treat you, but thatās not how it has to be. I met my girlfriend when I was 15. She was living as a boy then and was 13. I used to push her around when we played football at school. I thought she was one of the lads. Time goes on, I was never that close to her and we lost touch. Next thing is I meet her again on a fine art course. I didnāt recognise her at all and with her name change and generic surname I never made the connection. I developed quite the crush, we would go on dates and Iād sort of play them off as just hanging out with a friend. I was so giddy around her and I was terrified to tell her I liked her. One day we were going to the movies and I told myself ātoday is the day I ask her to be my girlfriend, and try to kiss herā We ended up skipping the movie to go on a walk in the local forest. I held her hand and she squeezed mine - my heart was beating so damn fast. We finally kissed and it was like fireworks. I told her I liked her but she cut me off. She told me to stop talking because she needs to tell me something. Now in my mind Iām panicking thinking sheās in a relationship, but she says āl used to be a boy. I was at school with you, please donāt be mad Iām so sorry I didnāt tell you āand then to my absolute horror she said āplease donāt hurt meā She genuinely thought that there was a danger of me attacking her after finding out. This broke my fucking heart. I had my moment of being like wtf - mainly because Iād known this girl for almost 10 years and hadnāt pieced the 2 people together - but then we kissed again, and then again and again and we kissed so much my face hurt by the end. That was 5 years ago and boy this has been a learning curve. Iāve only ever dated cis women before. I am 100% straight and I had to unlearn some internalized shit for maybe a day or so, until I thought what the fuck does it matter who she used to be? Damn I used to be a baby, people change. But I love her the way she is now. I love her smile I love her eyes I love her body her curves her hands her hair and you know what? I love her penis too. I love it because itās hers. and it gives her pleasure, and there isnāt anything wrong with it. I donāt have a fetish. I just fell in love with a woman and that means I fell in love with the whole package. Iām planning to propose to her on new years eve. I want to spend the rest of my life with her. I want to raise kids with her and I want her to lose all of these insecurities. Just because you canāt carry them, doesnāt mean you wonāt be the mother of my children. There is hope, youāre not broken or unlovable or nothing but a kink. Youāre a powerful woman.
The second post is titled āUpdate from the cis guy that proposed.ā It reads:
Hey ladies. Iāve been asked by a few of you to share an update. Here is my previous post: https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/e95hgx/to_all_of_you_ladies_from_a_cis_man/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
And here is your official soppy post warning - bewareā¦
Soooo on exactly 00:00 new years (ok I was probably out by a couple minutes but I did try to time it) I proposed to my beautiful girlfriend (who also happens to be trans, hence why Iām posting on here) and she said YES
I donāt know if I can fully articulate how happy I am. I wanted to keep it lowkey and between the 2 of us so she didnāt feel any pressure, so I cooked her favourite meal ever (I would have liked to cook something fancy and elegant but honestly she would much rather eat spaghetti bolognese with garlic bread and then a loaded ice cream sundae for dessert ANY day of the week) we ate, played board games and did a competition to see who could make the best vehicle out of old egg cartons and toilet roll tubes. Then we decided to make cupcakes which were fucking vile because we forgot to add the sugar of all things. Not typical romantic evening but I felt all the love and when I dropped down on one knee she just wept. I didnāt even know I had a yes at first because she was crying so much. I actually got really scared Iād freaked her out so I stood up and hugged her and said Iām sorry and she finally told me yes yes yes and explained that she was crying because it was always beyond her wildest dreams as a youngster that she would ever be able to be a wife. This is not something I can relate to, but I think I do understand, as best as i can as a cis man. We literally just held each other for a bit before we both realized she hadnāt seen the ring yet! Iām not a wealthy guy at all so I was afraid she would be disappointed in my grandmothers wedding ring as her engagement ring (I will buy her a new ring for the wedding) but I did want her to have it as my grandmother always told me she wanted my future wife to wear it. Luck was on my side though people because the ring made her cry all over again, happy tears, because she said it made her feel like the fairytale she told herself as a child has finally come true. I think there maybe was something affirming about the fact that this ring was left from my grandma for me to give to the woman I want to spend my life with.
Ok I donāt want to bore you all to death with the ins and outs but I havenāt stopped smiling since she said yes. The fiancee (I love saying that, so exciting) has been obsessively wedding planning which is mighty convenient for me considering I have no clue on how to organize a wedding. Itās like the child in her has come out to play and its very endearing. She missed out on all the typical girly activities as a child so sheās making up for lost time. She ALREADY has a scrapbook for the wedding and sheās already browsing dresses!
Iām sorry for being all cliche and cringey. I know its insufferable to many and I do understand. I just feel drunk in love, and i did want to update and not leave people hanging! Other than my mother, my family does not know she is trans, because frankly itās none of their business and my fiancee hasnāt wanted to open up to them about that part of her life. She confided in my mother because my mother knows a transgender boy and so it came up in conversation. As far as the rest of my family are concerned, itās totally irrelevant to them and they will only ever know if she chooses to tell them. So I was wondering if incorporating rainbows anywhere in the theme at all would be too obviously lgbt pride themed? Or can I get away with some rainbow tokens and such just as a discreet acknowledgement of how far sheās come? Obviously I donāt want people to think of this wedding as anything other than what it is, a straight marriage between a man and a woman, so are rainbows risky? Iām just so damn proud of her and want to show that in some way. I was thinking of wearing rainbow cufflinks or something? Anyway sorry for the damn essay but I hope the new year goes well for you lovely ladies and sorry for being a cringe lord. I just canāt believe Iāve found my queen
in MtF by takeurmedsbro
Third is another post, which reads:
Also we have decided that on the big day, I will wear pink cufflinks and she will wear either blue eye makeup or a flower, and then the theme will be that classic white sorta theme. The colours of the trans flag, thanks to your suggestions. Like so subtle that only me and her will know it means anything at all. Hopefully that will work out tastefully but we also like the pink/blue/white elements of the cake idea. I showed her some of these comments and god damn it you lok she is now exploring sooo many more ideas and concepts, I didnt think she would expand past the scrapbook, but we now have a wedding āmood boardā of all things⦠takes up half the wall in our room. I proposed only 3 days ago! I love her enthusiasm but Iām finding it hard to rate all the dresses she shows me, when I cant tell the difference between any of them⦠a white dress is a white dress, but she says thatās typical male bullshit and sheās probably right there. But she can wear a bin bag to our wedding and still look perfect so Iām not worried about which compliments her body more, but then I do want her to put a dress on and have that feeling of āthis is my dressā and I have the feeling that could be a long process⦠anyway, the kindness means everything x. End ID]
Yesterday I confused a friend because I called him sir and he was like ??? why are you calling me sir weāre friends? And i had to explain that sir is not a word its a feeling. my mac shutting down for no reason is sir. My cat is sir. My pair of jeans is sir. An email that finds me unwell is sir. Two bugs outside my window are sirs.
Examples:
sir please stop eating plastic
sir do you really have to do this right now
sir *intense stare*
my good sir stop that right now
sir why are you just standing in the way
(warningly) sir...
please listen to me sir
(tiredly) sir please.
Too many of us have worked retail.
Sir is very close to, you motherfucker.
You motherfucker (polite)

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I don't know who needs to hear this but you've probably got vegetables in your fridge that are starting to go a little off so you should probably plan on making a frittata or a pot of soup in the next couple days.
I don't know who needs to hear this but almost every bit of fresh produce you've got that might be about to go off can likely be safely frozen for use later if you want to keep it, and that the amount of waste generated by consumers is a tiny portion of food waste generally and you're not a bad or wasteful person if you forgot your veggies or you weren't feeling well enough to cook.
This post is almost a year old and my favorite thing about it is that it is still circulating and periodically someone will tag it #MY PARSNIPS or some other forgotten vegetable and I get a tiny little snapshot of harried people living their lives and making dinner.
I feel like anyone writing a hot take about characters being not feminine enough should legally be required to flip through a photo album of butch women to establish a baseline
āHaving Peach wear pants is anti-feminist because it implies strong women have to be masculineā
Do you hear yourself? Why is your standard for gender presentation based on Dickensian England?
This post has breached containment and reached people who donāt read before posting, so let me clarify:
This isnāt even a āitās fine for women to be masculineā post. I personally DO think that more characters should be butch, but thatās not what this post is about.
Itās that these characters ARE feminine. Peach wearing a pink jumpsuit with matching earrings and a face full of makeup IS feminine. Especially feminine, even. Itās not even androgyny, much less masculinity. Iāve somehow stumbled into an alternate universe where gender nonconformity is the exact same presentation in two different outfits. I canNOT believe that you people interact with gay or trans people in real life