This is a private dance

do you ever like a character so much that just looking at pictures of them is a bit embarrassing.

dom!chilchuck, at the end of his rope: ok i mean it this time youve gone too far. get in the contraption laios: oh boy i love the device chilchuck: of course you do. you disgust me. put this ballgag on laios: oh boy i love the ballg-mghgrm chilchuck: excellent. excellent. ok. hey while youre here can i clarify something. laios: mmhm? chilchuck: unicorns have one head and bicorns have two, right? laios: .... mgghrn chilchuck: awesome, thanks, writing that down. And dragons breathe... water, right? laios: MGHRHNHRH chilchuck: they all do? that's crazy. jotting that down. anyway i heard a rumor that basilisks and cockatrices are just chickens with a snake taped to the back. sounds legit to me. what do you think? laios, sobbing: MRNGNHGHGHGGHG chilchuck: thanks for letting me know. now sit tight i'm going to tell all my friends to get on a kelpie's back

the greatest and funniest thing that could happen in dunmesh is if mithrun developed a crush on senshi

thinking about winged lion doomed chilaios because also you should read this fic it will change your brain chemistry. also thinking about other more benign doomed chilaios. The chilaios where they know they care about each other and want more lots more but never dare get more. the kind of doomed chilaios where you get a night of drunken passion and then a decade of ghosting. the kind of doomed chilaios full of pining and emotional constipation and refusal to acknowledge feelings and hurt and pain no comfort or if there is comfort it's small and fleeting and never acknowledged again. the kind of knowing they need to move on but refusing to move on in a little part of their hearts that they will take to their grave. the kind of love that hurts. the kind of love that they try to beat with apathy. the kind of love that rushes back when it's too late.

all the women saying "im no better than a man" seeing monster fallin's huge bouncing naturals, refusing to be horny is NOT feminist now go JERK OFF to her tits NOW

Sometimes I remember that Mithrun canonically said a fantasy slur and idk it's still so funny to me.

This wouldn't happen to me if i were a huge dragon