Neurotic Mommy

@mandy81marie

I'm neurotic to the bone, no doubt about it! Being a single mother I tend to not have much of a life outside my child. So where else but the Internet can you feel like you're the most amazing person ever? Occasionally I will share things I post to my Instagram account but most posts are shared from the awesome people I follow here on tumblr or Pinterest. So sit back and enjoy the things I find amusing, because let's face it, I'm pretty amazing.

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confessionsofasw

life’s just too short… ❇

sweetinnocentredhead

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introvertunites

If you’re an introvert, follow us @introvertunites.

perkypetulantprincess78

Infj

#totally me #truth #infj #soul mates

just-shower-thoughts

When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.

bloody-flowerrr

tracknumber06

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mymodernmet

Starving Stray Dog Is Rescued and Taken to Pet-Friendly Restaurants All Over LA

mandy81marie

The look in my face at every meal

#happy life #foodporn #get in my belly

Neurotic Mommy

Why was it ever called a dildo? That’s such a weird word. I’d rather call it a pseudo penis. That sounds like something that gets the job done.

#random thought #toys #drink wine #single thoughts

southernsideofme-deactivated201

tracknumber06

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ruinedchildhood

person: the original song is always better than the cover

me:

nubbsgalore

this atmospheric phenomenon is known as a circumhorizontal arc, which occurs when the sun is at least 58° above the horizon and the hexagonal ice crystals which form cirrus clouds become horizontally aligned.

(photos x, x, x, x, x, x, x. see also: more circumhorizontal arcs, asperatus clouds, mammatus clouds, polar stratospheric clouds and cloud iridescence)

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derpiana

#logic #sarcasm

just-shower-thoughts

Being a parent of a toddler on Halloween makes me realize the amount of candy my parents must have stolen from me growing up.

#adulting

the-pizza-gallery

tracknumber06

Let me just say right now that breakfast needs some more excitement.

#life goals

dsxsbx

Finland

by: Juuso Hämäläinen

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This is why I go places to read

#my cat #nerdy girls #i love to read

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