average pickles enjoyer

I'm gonna put forward my controversial headcannon: Nathan couldn't care less about SnB Pickles. When he was a teen he'd hear the band on the radio almost every day and every single time he fucking hated it. He'd sometimes think to himself that once he starts his own band he's gonna beat that stupid lead singer's face into a bloody pulp. Even now the guys will sometimes find old raunchy photoshoots of Pickles from his younger years and while the rest of Dethklok gawks at half naked spreads of their drummer from 80's magazines, Nathan doesn't care. However he's down BAD for current Pickles. He geniuanly thinks he's one of the hottest guys on the world. He'd see him lifting up his shirt at 3 in the morning to clean vomit from it and get so turned on he needs to leave the room. He's activly happy that he gets to have him now as a crusty balding older man than as a young attractive dude. Twink aging's biggest supporter

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be honest. are you guys only hanging out with me because of the prophecy.